Hi, I'm Johnnie, and I'm a huge metal fan. I'm also completely terrified of sharks. That's their world we get into, and they have all the advantages. They're perfect killing machines, and we're dumbasses trying to get close to them. And luckily(?) we have found fun ways of bringing them to us so we can get closer to them!
Wait, what? Why would we WANT them coming for us? Has NO ONE watched Jaws?
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While the threat of robots descending upon our civilization and harvesting our organs for fuel is extremely terrifying... these mechanical monstrosities can also serve very useful purposes. So, you take the good with the bad. This particular robot is a friendly...