Hi, I'm Johnnie, and I'm a huge metal fan. I'm also completely terrified of sharks. That's their world we get into, and they have all the advantages. They're perfect killing machines, and we're dumbasses trying to get close to them. And luckily(?) we have found fun ways of bringing them to us so we can get closer to them!
Wait, what? Why would we WANT them coming for us? Has NO ONE watched Jaws?