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There's a new reality TV show coming May 19th to your favorite porn-watching device, and it's called The Sex Factor, because of course it is! It's from a website I didn't even know about until recently, XHamster. They're the ones blocking visits from North Carolina.

I say the video is NSFW, but really it's just too funny to watch at work, and your boss will come over to your desk to wonder what the hell is going on. When he sees the dude above going to town on the fake boobs, and getting yanked, you WILL lose your job.

The nice lady in this video poses the age-old question, "What if I want to eat a burger, drink a beer, and use my dildo all at the same time?" Up until now, you were screwed...or, erm, NOT screwed, I guess. But now, there's the "Dildo Drone"!

Two West Michigan women are being charged for sending random men to another woman's home looking for sex. Teresa from Grand Rapids, and Gwen from Wyoming, created an Ashley Madison profile for a Lowell woman, and sent random dudes over to her home for sex. And yes, this is illegal.

Back during the NFL season, we had some great stories about fans getting jiggy with it during football games. Handies, urine dunks, and fights, oh my! But the fun doesn't stop there! This weekend, at a Cleveland Indians game, a couple was getting full-on at Progressive Field. I'm not sure they meant it to be THAT progressive a stadium!

There's a study for everything nowadays. Should pregnant women skydive, should men with giant heads wear more hats, should dogs learn to drive...it seems like any stupid question someone can come up with is given funding for a "study". But some of the sex ones seem like fun, and are educational.

If your boss isn't down with you watching two women sitting on vibrators talking about squirting, then you should probably just send yourself a link to this story, and come back to it after work.

This video might be NSFW, but it's an introduction into a new career field for people. It's called OM-ing. Basically, people are getting paid like $200 for 15 minutes of stroking a woman's vagina. It's called Orgasm Meditation, and it's probably the coolest thing I've ever heard about!

Today on Segment 16, the guys talked with Dan, Lauren, and Aaron from WZZM about a new dating site, where you wear a shirt for 3 days and nights straight, and then you all smell each other to see if you're a match. Aside from being gross, they also don't separate the clothes by sex, so you could hook yourself up with a same-sex relationship!

If you follow those silly "National Holiday" sites that have celebrations for every single day of the year, you will know what to celebrate today, and how. If not, I have some help for you ladies, since today is the day for you to get drunk and masturbate, apparently! Today is both National Drink Wine Day, AND National Battery Day!

Today on Segment 16, we learned that Producer Steve would make a hot lesbian right now, if things don't work out with Annette. (Things aren't going that way, so relax.) But Hot Wings points out that he'd better become a lesbian now, while he still is in the window where he'd make a hot one.

A lot of football fans are upset that British rock band Coldplay was chosen as this year's Super Bowl halftime performer, so the search is on for the perfect alternative and we may have found it.