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Joe's separated parents came to visit him this weekend, and despite their marital separation, there's a high probability they banged in his home over the weekend. In today's Segment 16, Joe goes over their situation, and explains Free Beer's amazement over it.

Another teacher busted for having sex with a student but this story has a twist that I haven't heard or seen before. You won't believe what happened here!

Ha!!! A sex toy store was getting robbed when the two women who worked at the sex store fought back using a dildo....yes, a dildo.

How would you feel if this happened to you? A car salesman rummaged through customers' phones and found nudes, then uploaded them to a swingers' website.

This is super, super, SUPER creepy!! What the heck would you do? A lady woke up to a man standing by her bed and petting her cat.

What would you do if you caught someone in your bed? This guy caught his landlord having sex on his bed. Ew.

Why, yes. Yes, there are. Some of them you've even heard of, which is always good. No one wants to be in a conversation with people and they make fun of you because your state hasn't produced any good porn stars. Jeesh, what kind of loser would that make you?

Today on Segment 16, people are unhappy when a rodeo clown goes off script. No one expect the intolerant rantings from a rogue clown. Not sure that's a sentence I ever expected to type.

On Tuesday, an Ohio man was arrested after "attempting to have sex with a parked van". Seeing as how it was an "attempt", and not "successfully having sex with a van", it sounds like the van wasn't really into it, and didn't help out. No lube, no foreplay, probably didn't even buy the van dinner. I didn't think Ohio women could be THAT scary-looking, for dudes to choo

On today's Segment 16, the guys relive this morning's bit on WZZM, where they began talking about sex, and then came up with a bunch of metaphors for sex, including hockey. Still not sure if they actually started talking about hockey for real, though...

PornHub is not only the purveyor of amazing internet one-handed typing material, but is also responsible for people sitting (or lying) still more often, only exercising one hand. But since they're givers, they've created a new workout system, to help you lose pounds while you...um...pound, I guess.