Meet 70-year-old David Higgins. David is a painter who specializes in erotic art.
Kind of weird already, yes, but it gets weirder. David claims he's been abducted by aliens many times.
But it still gets weirder!
Two women English teachers at Destrehan High School in Destrehan, La., have been arrested for allegedly having a threesome with a 16-year-old male student.
Well now, this is something.
Meet 78-year-old Shirley.
Shirley isn't like the other typical women living in her adult home. While the rest of the women like to knit, watch television or play board games, Shirley is into other things. She's into gang bangs.
Trying to pick up girls may be a daunting task for some.
But what about if you were to just straight up ask women if they wanted to have sex with you?
It would most likely not go so well and would probably get you slapped.
But what if you were to ask hundreds of women? You're bound to get at least one yes, right?
A 68-year-old grandmother in Florida has been sentenced to six months in prison after being busted for public sex with a 49-year-old guy, WKMG Local 6 reported.
The early days of the Internet were a wonderful time.
The first thing that every kid did when firing up the internet for the first time was type in "boobs," and then wait for about an hour and a half while an extremely pixelated boob shot produced itself on the screen.
Recently, a story went viral about a man who showed his wife his sex spreadsheet, chronicling their sad, pathetic sex life.
Not to be outdone, a wife has now shared her miserable sex life with her friends, and they in turn, shared it with the world!
Of course they did.
Of course, leave it to science to give us an answer to the age-old question that doesn't actually give us a definite answer.
Does penis size really matter?
Guys, the girl you're with will never tell you the truth. Deal with it.