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Some toy manufacturers have to know what they are doing. You see a lot of commercials with what look like tongue-in-cheek adult references nowadays that must be on purpose. Whoever made this Santa Claus is either incredibly oblivious or a filthy animal.

We have officially run out of things to think of.  Now, it's just adding technology to whatever we've already come up with to make it more interesting for us. We now have done some many things, and we've created so much tech...it's time to merge the two in everything we do.

Actress-singer Anna Kendrick is somewhat notorious for making filthy (hilarious) jokes on Twitter and is overall really charming. Her most recent appearance Tuesday night on CBS' "Late Show with David Letterman" only continued to make that the truth.

In a move that should surprise absolutely no one, officials in South Dakota have pulled their 'Don't Jerk and Drive' campaign -- and the reason should be pretty obvious.

How do I get THIS JOB! I'm not even kidding! I want to be able to just come up with some crazy idea about making music, get some pretty girl butts lined up in front of me, and play away! I would put out a new album every freaking day! My percussion skills would be off the charts!

Being a child star must be a freaking nightmare, because so many of the child stars we hear about have gone on to be total train wreck adults. Lindsey Lohan, Miley Cyrus, etc. Lindsey's probably only a step away from going full-on pron (yes, spelled that way on purpose -- it's a trendy thing or something), and Miley is sort of already doing it on stage now.

This couple loves having sex -- like, really, REALLY loves having sex. In fact, they loved having sex so much that their neighbor complained on a regular basis, causing the cops to show up at their place an estimated 30 times in one year. The neighbor's main issue was the woman was extremely loud during sex, causing a big disturbance.

On Wednesday, a Kent County Circuit Court jury found a former Catholic Central High School tutor guilty of four of the five felony charges she faced for having sex with a 15-year-old student, our news-gathering partner WZZM-13 reported.

Okay, let's be honest.  When the Wii came out, and we all heard what it was about, we all knew that sexy ladies wearing very little clothing would be the best thing about it.  That's why you couldn't get the damn thing for so long, it was always sold out to people making amazing things like this happen:

OK, let's just cut to the chase here: banging livestock is unacceptable. The college student -- from Fresno State University -- in this story disagrees.

How is real sex different from porn sex? Surprisingly or not...quite a bit! From penis size, to percentages of women who will do certain sex acts, and how quickly...real sex is as different from porn sex as...um, paintball versus actual war.

This guy isn't homeless because he has to be.  He's homeless because he chooses to be.  He's proud of the fact that he gets up every day and does "whatever the f*** he wants". He does drugs, drinks, and bangs women every day. How does he spend more nights at a girl's house? "It pretty much all depends on how good a pipe I lay.  If I lay the good pipe, I'm f***** usually in there for