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New Motley Crue Song

Shaffee — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 15:53:09 +0000

Motley Crue has released a song called "Sex" which is their first new track in 4 years.

The band is using the song to help promote their summer tour with KISS.

Here it is...

3% Of Women Think About House Work During Sex – Remaining 97% Women Think Of What?

JT — Wed, 09 May 2012 19:23:16 +0000

Sexual intercourse takes place about 2778 times around the world every 5 seconds. So based on that rate 8 3/4 women are thinking about household chores every 5 seconds. Crap, wait, didn’t factor in male gay relationships when calculating…lets see…..carry the 3…never mind, you get my point. As a male how awful at sex do [...]

From The Bar Stool: Chicks Today Are Way Bigger S____ Than Their Mom's Were Back In The 1960's, 70, and 80's!

Dahmer — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 20:00:15 +0000

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. I think people seem to think of the 60's and 70's as the time of free love, hippies, drugs and sex. But according to a recent study, chicks today, are bigger s____ than they were back then! I can’t remember where I read it but the topic came up at the bar last weekend and we were all blasted wasted hammered, so I was telling these drunk chicks about it to the best of my memory. Figured I throw it out to you as well!

5 Easy Steps to Nail The Chick You Want to Nail! Bar Stool:

Dahmer — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 20:15:55 +0000

Guys if you want get in good with the chick you want to pork, get in good with her friends! I was drinking with a couple of dudes last week and they told me about some article they recently read about how to make it easier to pick up and nail the chick you want to pick up and nail! To the best of my drunk memory, here is what they told me.

Local Chick Sex Fantasy, True or BS? Bar Stool:

Dahmer — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:34:46 +0000

Man, sometimes drunk chicks are so much fun to get drunk with! Because sometimes when chicks get all hammered they start talking about all the dirty freaky sex stuff they like! Last weekend I was out at the bar with a group of people and two of the chicks with our group got wasted and started talking about their sex fantasies, and they said that most chicks, if not all, have these fantasies! What do you think? True, or were these chicks just drunk and horny? Hahaha!

Here are the top five things these chicks said most chicks fantasize about.

1- Making a sex tape- they said if you have not done it yet, you will! . And the only reason you have not done

Not Sex with a Sexy Teacher, Sex with a CREEPY Teacher! Bar Stool:

Dahmer — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 19:50:01 +0000

Did any of you girls ever have a creepy guy teacher when you were in high school? Probably not as creepy as this next guy. Another story I heard while killing drinks at the bar last weekend. You should hang out with me on weekends, because I get into all kinds of great conversations with people! Like this one!

A guy I was talking to told me about a 38 year old Brentwood California math teacher named Darin Price that was giving a make up math exam to a chick who was a senior at the high school where he taught

Fat Girls Who Like to have Sex with Their Doctors! Bar Stool:

Dahmer — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 19:15:30 +0000

Another one from the bar stool. This is the story of 64 year old creepy Dr Arie Oren from Pennsylvania. Dr Arie ran a weight loss clinic there. Fat chicks would come see him and he would recommend exercise and diet plans for them, an apparently he liked making sex with fat chicks too. Because [...]

Guy shows up for Dirty Sex, gets Sh%t Beat Out of Him By Two Ninja's! Bar Stool:

Dahmer — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 18:16:27 +0000

I got a 0 tolerance level for psycho chicks. Drinking with a guy at the bar last weekend and this story came up. 44 year Chicago guy gets a booty text from his ex girlfriend, and she says she’s drunk and she wants to hook it up. You know, no strings attached just come over, [...]

Dahmer Wants to get Married! Will you Marry Me?

Dahmer — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 20:22:02 +0000

Ok girls, I’ve decided I want to get married. Maybe, there is one of you girls who listens to WGRD that I could marry? What got me thinking about getting married is something our night chick Jackie told me. She gave me the top 5 reasons NOT to marry a guy, and surprisingly none of [...]

Like Having Sex With Animals? Like Penis Cancer?

Dahmer — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 23:14:53 +0000

This one is for you creepy guys that like to do it with animals. And oh yea, you’re out there! Stories in the news all time about creepy dudes that get arrested for makin it with donkeys, or making it with a horses or pigs. Yes, weird creepy dudes actually do that kind of stuff. And if you [...]

Sex At 100MPH – Dahmer's B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]

Dahmer — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 20:44:19 +0000

How do you make the sex in the backseat of your car while going 100mph...? Not exactly sure how, maybe you can figure it out. A dude is getting sued for being drunk and nailing a chick while he was driving, and speeding! Not sure how you can make the intercourse with a hot tight chick in the BACK SEAT of your car while your driving, but apparently this guy did!

You Missed "Sextival"

JT — Sun, 08 May 2011 20:28:03 +0000

The second-annual "Sextival" went down over the weekend. Apparently this is some sort of project geared toward educating teens on STD, sexual behavior and teen pregnancy. The event featured snacks, skits,

Nirvana, Metallica Fans Most Likely to Have Sex on First Date

Dave Kim — Tue, 12 Apr 2011 17:30:04 +0000

Guys (and girls), if you’re looking for someone who will probably put out on the first date, find out what’s in their iTunes collection. A recent survey revealed that people who listen to metal kings Metallica and grunge icons Nirvana are more likely to get it on the first time they go out. NME reports [...]

Sexy Twin Mania~

JT — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 21:08:34 +0000

Two for Tuesday treat for you.

Some of these twins are just freaking amazing! Thank you break.com!

No Sex With The One Arm Daughter!

Dahmer — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 16:07:00 +0000

And guys, if your a dad, and your 70, and you have a 39 year old one arm daughter, you can’t shoot guys for having sex with her! She’s not 14 anymore! So this one is for all you dads who are having a hard time letting go of your baby girl………39 year old chick [...]

May 11th, 2011 – The Day It All Ends~

JT — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 22:15:57 +0000

The end days are near my friend, so get that 3-some checked off the bucket list soon or you're doomed to miss out on the experience...at least according to this group of wackos....

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