Do you know what a toilet fetish is? Apparently it is a fetish where watching someone go to the bathroom brings you pleasure. This next guy must have had an extreme toilet fetish, because what he did is unthinkable! This chick friend I have that is big into yoga told me this one when we were drinking the other night
Did you hear about the Durango Colorado poop eater? It turns out the guy is actually a friend of a buddy of mines! Gross! The guy that tried to beat a cop’s breathalyzer test by eating his own fecal matter!
This one is just so disgusting its hard to believe someone could actually do this, but back in Feb, a Durango Colorado guy named Paul, who went to college with a friend of mine, was pulled over for DUI and cops gave him a roadside test and he didn’t do so well
And I just found out something about you girls that I never knew before! It might be the best kept secret you girls have ever kept from us guys! But now,...sorry girls...I'm gonna blow it out of the water......I never knew so many of you girls poop your pants on the day of your wedding! While you’re wearing your wedding dress! I never knew you were walking around looking so beautiful on the outside....but you were all poopy on the inside! Gross! But girls....as always.....I got your backs.....and I help ya out…….
