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And ya know those commercials you see on TV advertising those really sharp steak knives that can cut threw a cinder block and then still slice a tomato paper thin?  Did you know they can also slice thru a cinder block and then slice the tip of your penis off?  Ouch. Yes, they can....

A naked guy with his penis tucked between his legs arrested in a Florida bar last weekend…..Just like that creepy guy from the Silence of the Lambs movie!

If any of you guys like to mess with your friends when they pass out drunk....you know....draw big penis pictures on their foreheads....or....whatever you might do....that stuff can be funny.......but that stuff can also be really dangerous....depending on how far you take it.....and if you try and take it so far as to stick a chainsaw blade in your drunk passed out buddies butt....you just asking

Guys, if you got a chick who loves you more than anything in the entire world…..meaning you are her everything…as in nothing else in the world matters but you…..you better be careful ….especially if she decides to show you how much she loves you by setting your penis on fire!