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A couple of months ago, I shared a funny story with you about a crazy rapper who cut off his own penis and jumped off a building.  He's affiliated with Wu-Tang, whatever the hell that means...is he IN Wu-Tang, or just some dude who tags along with them when they go on beer runs? Anyway, he's been explaining just what he was thinking when he Lorena Bobbited himself. "I cut it off because that

Usually you hear about "size matters", and are assured it's a good thing to be bigger.  Women will always say to your face that it doesn't matter, and then laugh with their friends about the small guys.  To them, it's always better to be bigger. But when it comes to the court system in Hungary?  Better to be average or small.

By Trent Fitzgerald | The Boombox Remember when rapper Christ Bearer cut off his penis in a suicide attempt last month? Well, he’s alive and well. The Wu-Tang Clan affiliate has come forward to explain why he committed such a grisly act on himself...

Have you heard the saying, "A day spent without learning something is a day wasted"? (Umm, me neither.)   Well, consider this day not wasted. It might not be something you ever wanted to learn, but it might be something to consider later. Have you ever wondered why you're circumcised? (Assuming, of course, you are.)

If you're listening to rap right now, what the hell is wrong with you?   Turn that crap off and crank up some rock!   Listening to rap will make you cut off your penis and jump off a building! Haven't you heard? Yes, it's totally true!

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool.

Guys, if you got a job interview, wedding, important meeting, family reunion or anything like that in the near future, you need to know the correct way to shake another dudes hand and the type of hand shakes to avoid. According to a dude I was killing beers with last week, who referred to himself as “an expert on all guy things”, here is what he said about the right and wrong way to shake anot

Ok guys, if you got a small pecker, this is something you might want to think about. I was talking to these chicks a couple nights ago at this bar I like to hang out at. And somehow the topic of penis size came up. I told the girls mine is super small so if we end up sleeping together later that night not to expect much...

Girls, I know its hard for you when you’re ending a relationship or getting a divorce, and I know for the most part most of you girls are crazy to begin with, even though you might not think you’re crazy, you probably are. But do me a favor ok, next time your pissed off at your boyfriend or husband, maybe stab him in the leg with a steak knife or something, don’t do what this chick did, don’t c

It’s no fun when a big rat takes a bite out of your penis! I was drinking with this chick a few nights ago and we were sharing crazy news stories we both had recently heard, and she told me about this guy. A 54 year old NY guy doing time in a Nassau County Correctional Facility, had a few mental issues, so the prison people moved him to the mental ward of the prison for a psych evaluation... Re

You cannot lop off a guy’s penis without his permission! Chick I was drinking with told me about something nasty that happened to her brother. And if any of you guys are planning on having the foreskin cut off your penis anytime soon, a circumcision they call it, be careful something like this doesn't happen to you...

This one is for you creepy guys that like to do it with animals.  And oh yea, you’re out there! Stories in the news all time about creepy dudes that get arrested for makin it with donkeys, or making it with a horses or pigs. Yes, weird creepy dudes actually do that kind of stuff...