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Female Runner Uses Her Running App to Draw Dicks

You have to love the creativity people show when getting a new app. The app might be intended for something completely innocent, like tracking your kids or maybe keeping track of your running accomplishments.

For example, the Nike+ app tracks your runs, so you can watch your progress as you run longer and harder.

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Free Beer & Hot Wings: George Clooney Put a Photo of His Junk On the ‘Roseanne’ Fridge [Video]

Everyone remembers the ABC television show "Roseanne," which ran from 1988 to 1997 and focused on the Connor family.

The Connors were a working-class family from Lanford, Ill., that struggled to make ends meet. The show was a huge hit and everyone loved it.

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Mastodon’s Brent Hinds Really Likes to Pound His Wood!

Mastodon's Brent Hinds has an interesting hobby for a metal guy.  He really likes to whittle when he's not working.

He really likes to whittle wooden penises.  Peni?  Penisi?  What's the plural for that?

Anyway, he's not afraid to Instagram his "giant pawnus", his first carving in over a year.  Enjoy Brent's mighty wood!

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Does Penis Size Really Matter? Science Says Yes and No [Video/Poll]

Of course, leave it to science to give us an answer to the age-old question that doesn't actually give us a definite answer.

Does penis size really matter?

Guys, the girl you're with will never tell you the truth.  Deal with it.

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Wu-Tang Rapper Who Cut Off His Own Penis is…Well, Nuts

A couple of months ago, I shared a funny story with you about a crazy rapper who cut off his own penis and jumped off a building.  He's affiliated with Wu-Tang, whatever the hell that he IN Wu-Tang, or just some dude who tags along with them when they go on beer runs?

Anyway, he's been explaining just what he was thinking when he Lorena Bobbited himself.
"I cut it off because that was the root of all my problems," the 41-year-old rapper, who also uses the name Christ Bearer, tells E!. "My solution to the problem was the realization that sex is for mortals, and I am a god.

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13-Year-Old Boy Tried as Adult Because of His Penis Size!

Usually you hear about "size matters", and are assured it's a good thing to be bigger.  Women will always say to your face that it doesn't matter, and then laugh with their friends about the small guys.  To them, it's always better to be bigger.

But when it comes to the court system in Hungary?  Better to be average or small.

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Christ Bearer

Rapper Christ Bearer Explains Why He Cut Off Penis

By Trent Fitzgerald | The Boombox

Remember when rapper Christ Bearer cut off his penis in a suicide attempt last month? Well, he’s alive and well...

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Do You Know Why You’re Circumcised? It’s Really Dumb [Video]

Have you heard the saying, "A day spent without learning something is a day wasted"? (Umm, me neither.)  

Well, consider this day not wasted. It might not be something you ever wanted to learn, but it might be something to consider later.

Have you ever wondered why you're circumcised? (Assuming, of course, you are.)

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This Proves Rap Music Makes You Cut Off Your Own Penis and Attempt Suicide [Video]

If you're listening to rap right now, what the hell is wrong with you?  

Turn that crap off and crank up some rock!  

Listening to rap will make you cut off your penis and jump off a building! Haven't you heard?

Yes, it's totally true!

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From The Bar Stool: Piranha Chews Off Wisconsin Guys Penis in 30 Seconds!

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool.

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Why you should shake a guys hand like you Shake your Penis! Huh? Bar Stool:

Guys, if you got a job interview, wedding, important meeting, family reunion or anything like that in the near future, you need to know the correct way to shake another dudes hand and the type of hand shakes to avoid...

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Some Girls Like Guys With Big Penis Jeans! Bar Stool:

Ok guys, if you got a small pecker, this is something you might want to think about. I was talking to these chicks a couple nights ago at this bar I like to hang out at...

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