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According to a story in Men's Health, and the New York Post, Doctors David Lopez and Run Wang (not even kidding), have found that drinking 2-3 cups of coffee a day can keep your wang from looking sadly at the floor when you want it to be standing at attention. How about THAT for a sentence, eh?

Leave it to the Brits to come up with great ideas! A guy in Manchester calling himself "Wanksy" has been getting some road damage fixed quickly in a very simple way. He paints penises and other genitals around them.

The world has advanced to the point where cats and dogs have their own Facebook and Instagram accounts. Hell, there's even a Facebook fan page for a piece of toast! Why shouldn't there be an app specifically designed to help you share the perfect photo of your junk with that woman you're stalking trying to date? Introducing, Shaft Shots in the Google Play store!

What's a good way to get out of the dumps? I dunno, maybe call a friend, watch a funny movie, go for a walk outside... I wouldn't say flashing pictures of your genitals to unsuspecting Meijer employees is the route to go. Apparently that's how one 51-year-old man allegedly cures the blues.

FlightRadar24 is a popular site that gives users the ability to track flight paths of planes around the world. A pilot flying above Florida Thursday night decided to entertain the aviation fans watching flight paths on the site with his dick-drawing abilities.

We've got some big news. Or little, depending on your point of view.

A guy protesting an art show in Miami Beach, Fla., was arrested last weekend.

Steve Harvey's had booming success from his talk show over the years, and this story further supports that.

You have to love the creativity people show when getting a new app. The app might be intended for something completely innocent, like tracking your kids or maybe keeping track of your running accomplishments. For example, the Nike+ app tracks your runs, so you can watch your progress as you run longer and harder.

Everyone remembers the ABC television show "Roseanne," which ran from 1988 to 1997 and focused on the Connor family. The Connors were a working-class family from Lanford, Ill., that struggled to make ends meet. The show was a huge hit and everyone loved it.

Mastodon's Brent Hinds has an interesting hobby for a metal guy.  He really likes to whittle when he's not working. He really likes to whittle wooden penises.  Peni?  Penisi?  What's the plural for that? Anyway, he's not afraid to Instagram his "giant pawnus", his first carving in over a year.  Enjoy Brent's mighty wood!

Of course, leave it to science to give us an answer to the age-old question that doesn't actually give us a definite answer. Does penis size really matter? Guys, the girl you're with will never tell you the truth.  Deal with it.