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From The Bar Stool: Piranha Chews Off Wisconsin Guys Penis in 30 Seconds!

Dahmer — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 12:30:32 +0000

I’m no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It’s another edition of From the Bar Stool. Holy Piranha-penis! I was murdering the beers at Gippers last week, ran into a guy who told me this story, [...]

Why you should shake a guys hand like you Shake your Penis! Huh? Bar Stool:

Dahmer — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:15:00 +0000

Guys, if you got a job interview, wedding, important meeting, family reunion or anything like that in the near future, you need to know the correct way to shake another dudes hand and the type of hand shakes to avoid.

According to a dude I was killing beers with last week, who referred to himself as “an expert on all guy things”, here is what h

Some Girls Like Guys With Big Penis Jeans! Bar Stool:

Dahmer — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 19:59:35 +0000

Ok guys, if you got a small pecker, this is something you might want to think about. I was talking to these chicks a couple nights ago at this bar I like to hang out at. And somehow the topic of penis s

Another Crazy Chick Cuts Off Guys Penis! Bar Stool:

Dahmer — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 18:37:55 +0000

Girls, I know its hard for you when you’re ending a relationship or getting a divorce, and I know for the most part most of you girls are crazy to begin with, even though you might not think you’re crazy, you probably

Rat Bites Man's Penis! From the Bar Stool:

Dahmer — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 19:20:43 +0000

It’s no fun when a big rat takes a bite out of your penis! I was drinking with this chick a few nights ago and we were sharing crazy news stories we both had recently heard, and she told me about this guy. A 54 year old NY guy doing time in a Nassau County [...]

Enjoy having a Penis? How about for $20 Million? From the Bar Stool:

Dahmer — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 21:26:55 +0000

You cannot lop off a guy’s penis without his permission! Chick I was drinking with told me about something nasty that happened to her brother. And if any of you guys are planning on having the foreskin cut off your penis anytime soon, a circumcision they call it, be careful something like this doesn't happen to you! (if you enjoy having your penis that is

Like Having Sex With Animals? Like Penis Cancer?

Dahmer — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 23:14:53 +0000

This one is for you creepy guys that like to do it with animals. And oh yea, you’re out there! Stories in the news all time about creepy dudes that get arrested for makin it with donkeys, or making it with a horses or pigs. Yes, weird creepy dudes actually do that kind of stuff. And if you [...]

Naked Man Slices Off Tip Of His Penis While Cooking!

Dahmer — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 16:15:08 +0000

And ya know those commercials you see on TV advertising those really sharp steak knives that can cut threw a cinder block and then still slice a tomato paper thin? Did you know they can also slice thru a cinder block and then slice the tip of your penis off? Ouch. Yes, they can…. This [...]

The Adventures Of The Florida Penis Tucker!

Dahmer — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 18:05:33 +0000

A naked guy with his penis tucked between his legs arrested in a Florida bar last weekend…..Just like that creepy guy from the Silence of the Lambs movie! And you guys remember in the movie Silence of the Lambs when that creepy serial killer guy was running around naked with his Weiner tucked between his [...]

Two Drunk Guys Cut Off Another Drunk Guys Balls With A Chainsaw!

Dahmer — Mon, 27 Dec 2010 16:57:14 +0000

If any of you guys like to mess with your friends when they pass out drunk....you know....draw big penis pictures on their foreheads....or....whatever you might do....that stuff can be funny.......but that stuff can also be really dangerous....depending on how far you take it.....and if you try and take it so far as to stick a chainsaw blade in your drunk passed out buddies butt....you just asking for trouble!

Crazy Chick Sets Dudes Penis On Fire

Dahmer — Thu, 09 Dec 2010 17:12:58 +0000

Guys, if you got a chick who loves you more than anything in the entire world…..meaning you are her everything…as in nothing else in the world matters but you…..you better be careful ….especially if she decides to show you how much she loves you by setting your penis on fire! Hey guys…how’d ya like your [...]