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This doctor looks pissed that he doesn't get a new 8-inch penis. I would be, too. (Andrei Malov/Thinkstock)
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Scottish Man Gets an 8-inch Bionic Penis – How Do I Sign Up For One? NSFW

43-year-old Mohammed Abad, from Edinburgh, Scotland has had an 8-inch bionic penis installed, to replace the one he lost in a horrible accident when he was 6-years-old. He was hit by a car and dragged for 600 feet.

Um...I don't want to do that. At all. That's the most horrible thing.

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Woman Sets Boyfriend’s Penis on Fire for Cheating NSFW [Video]

So, cheating is not cool. But, I would also say that lighting someone's genitals on fire is also not cool...

In this video we see a sleeping man, who then gets what looks like nail polish remover poured directly on his man parts.

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Lenny Kravitz’ Penis Hulked Out of His Pants During a Guitar Solo! NSFW

Okay, so maybe this headline didn't make you immediately want to click open this post, but it's pretty funny, right?

During the first song of Lenny's set in Stockholm, Sweden, Lenny Kravitz was getting down so hard (sorry), and so long (sorry again), that when he squatted down while playing, his d*** ripped its way out of his pants to help play the guitar solo!

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Coffee is Good for Your Wang, Says Dr. Wang – True Story

According to a story in Men's Health, and the New York Post, Doctors David Lopez and Run Wang (not even kidding), have found that drinking 2-3 cups of coffee a day can keep your wang from looking sadly at the floor when you want it to be standing at attention.

How about THAT for a sentence, eh?

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English Dude Comes Up With a Great Way to Get Potholes Fixed Quickly!

Leave it to the Brits to come up with great ideas! A guy in Manchester calling himself "Wanksy" has been getting some road damage fixed quickly in a very simple way.

He paints penises and other genitals around them.

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Show That Girl You Met Just How Much You Really Love Her With the Shaft Shot App! [Video]

The world has advanced to the point where cats and dogs have their own Facebook and Instagram accounts. Hell, there's even a Facebook fan page for a piece of toast! Why shouldn't there be an app specifically designed to help you share the perfect photo of your junk with that woman you're stalking trying to date?

Introducing, Shaft Shots in the Google Play store!

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Man Tells Police Flashing Pictures of His Penis to Meijer Employees ‘Cheers Me Up’

What's a good way to get out of the dumps? I dunno, maybe call a friend, watch a funny movie, go for a walk outside...

I wouldn't say flashing pictures of your genitals to unsuspecting Meijer employees is the route to go.

Apparently that's how one 51-year-old man allegedly cures the blues.

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Pilot Draws Penis in the Air on Flight Tracking Software

FlightRadar24 is a popular site that gives users the ability to track flight paths of planes around the world.

A pilot flying above Florida Thursday night decided to entertain the aviation fans watching flight paths on the site with his dick-drawing abilities. 

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And the World’s Average Penis Size Is …

We've got some big news. Or little, depending on your point of view.

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Miami Beach Art Show Protester Arrested After Pulling Out Prosthetic Penis [Video]

A guy protesting an art show in Miami Beach, Fla., was arrested last weekend.

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Woman Tells Steve Harvey She Signs Her Boyfriend’s Penis Every Day [Video]

Steve Harvey's had booming success from his talk show over the years, and this story further supports that.

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Female Runner Uses Her Running App to Draw Dicks

You have to love the creativity people show when getting a new app. The app might be intended for something completely innocent, like tracking your kids or maybe keeping track of your running accomplishments.

For example, the Nike+ app tracks your runs, so you can watch your progress as you run longer and harder.

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