This guy rattles off his talents and experience and we kind of want to hire him now.
Lucky for you, Barstool Sports reports that this guy didn't get hired for the job that he was calling for, so he's still a free agent if you want to snatch him up...
Don't get me wrong, I loved everything about the Pokemon commercial shown during the Super Bowl, but I'm pretty sure the franchise just passed up their best opportunity to announce Pokemon Go!.