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Zimbabwean Man Claims His Prostitute Transformed Into A Donkey

Andy Green — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 13:44:37 +0000

Hookers seem magical to most people. Well, to guys anyway. A simple monetary transaction for some fun in the bedroom and/or rest stop bathroom is truly magnificent for some of the lonelier fellas out there. Well, what if the ladies of the night really were magical? One man from Zimbabwe thinks he may have [...]

Guy Shoves Snake-Poo Covered Hand Into Girlfriend's Mouth, Gets Arrested

Dahmer — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 12:45:59 +0000

Any of you girls ever get into fight with your boyfriend & when the cops show up, snake feces comes up in the conversation? This one is from Ohio. Amber says the argument happened in her bedroom and that boyfriend Matt threatened to ruin her stuff. I don’t know what that means, maybe pee on [...]

Man Conducts Experiment to See How Long He Can Live on Wife's Breast Milk

Jeremy Taylor — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 13:30:39 +0000

When Curtis and Katie bought a new house they had to deal with the gallons and gallons of breast milk they had stored in the freezer of their soon-to-be-old home.

The milk was there because the couple’s two children had spent time in the Neonatal Intensive Care Unit after being born, and they had pumped it out of fear that Katie would lose her ability to produce milk in the absence of a baby to feed.

Man Defecates on Dead Hedgehog in The Street, Gets Almost $300 in Fines

Andy Green — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 14:55:58 +0000

Our world is a weird one. There are stories of people doing the most bizarre and insane things you could ever imagine. Some of these stories have weird happy endings and some of them don't. We aren't sure how to feel about this one.

Boy Pulls Prank, Boy Gets Shot With Crossbow

Dahmer — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 15:27:48 +0000

Did you ever do anything stupid as a kid? Hell yes you did! You were a little snot nose booger shooting jack ass when you were a kid! So was I. We all were! Did an adult over shoot you in the stomach with a freaking cross bow when you were doing something stupid as a kid? Yea, probably not….But that is exactly what happened to a little kid in San Diego earlier this week, and I’ll tell you exactly how it happened after the jump.

WGRD is in Love — Woman Takes Record and Downs 183 Chicken Wings in 12 Minutes

Andy Green — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 14:46:06 +0000

Nothing is a bigger turn off than when a woman (no matter her size) orders some kind of stupid side salad at dinner time. It's sexy when a woman makes a 12 inch sub her bitch or completely dominates a large pizza. So, by that standard we may have found the sexiest woman on the planet. Her name is Sonya Thomas and she hails from Virginia.