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		<title>Bar Stool:   How To Slice Off Your Little Boys Thumb With A Ninja sword!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 19:27:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dahmer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It&#8217;s another edition of From the Bar Stool. I found myself at the bar last weekend talking to a couple guys from South Bend Indiana and they told [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Guy shows up for Dirty Sex, gets Sh%t Beat Out of Him By Two Ninja&#039;s!  Bar Stool:</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 18:16:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I got a 0 tolerance level for psycho chicks. Drinking with a guy at the bar last weekend and this story came up. 44 year Chicago guy gets a booty text from his ex girlfriend, and she says she’s drunk and she wants to hook it up. You know, no strings attached just come over, [...]]]></description>
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