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		<title>From The Bar Stool:   How to Torture And Almost Kill Your Mother!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 20:28:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dahmer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It&#8217;s another edition of From the Bar Stool. So before I start this one, let me just say the dudes I was drinking with last week told me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How To Teach Your Mom To Smuggle Cocaine In Her Butt</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Feb 2011 15:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok guys&#8230;.if you go to jail, you cannot ask your mother to stick drugs in her butt and smuggle them into jail for you&#8230;.haha&#8230;.thats just not something you ask your mother to do!!   Meet the coke mom jail butt smuggler here…. And I would like you to meet 22 year old Donald Dudrow from Toledo [...]]]></description>
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