I'm going to warn you now, if you click through any of the links to the site that actual sells what I'm about to tell you about, you will see a video that is both NSFW and possibly one of the most uncomfortable things I've ever watched in my life. Seriously. I think I might be traumatized after watching it. But, it is a great way to market what might possibly be the most ridiculous product I've come across since the Circumsion Practice Kit. Gentlemen, I present to you, Liquid Lapdance.