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From The Bar Stool: Maine Woman Gives Birth To A 200lb Alien Baby! Really? Maybe!

Dahmer — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 18:28:29 +0000

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. Dude I was killing the beers with told me about a story he read in the news recently, said it was about a 34 year old chick from Maine named Leah Wright that was pregnant for 40 months! Now, you and I both know that babies come squirting out in 9 months, give or take a week or two right? So you’re probably thinking that this chick was carrying around some dead, rotten, petrified baby in her belly for 40 months right? I think it was an alien baby!

Dahmer's Dungeon — Watching Your Fat Roommate Change Can Make You Skinny

Dahmer — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 20:01:16 +0000

In this episode of Dahmer's Dungeon, Dahmer jumps into the idea that if you have a fat roommate in college you are less likely to gain weight than if you have a skinny roommate. According to Dahmer, astudy found that freshman girls with fat roommates only gained an average of 1lb their freshman year, where girls with skinny roommates, gained an average of 3 ½ lbs their freshman year. The researchers believe it’s because the fat roommate will focus on dieting and exercising, rather than just pigging out at the dining hall buffet and those habits will rub off on her roommate.

From The Bar Stool: The Rules Of Ass Humping Other Guys In Bars. Not So Cool!

Dahmer — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 19:39:43 +0000

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool. I have to warn you this ones a little disturbing I’m going to tell you about how not cool it is to dry hump another guy in a bar! Dry humping could also be called air humping, and that’s what happened in this case. Dry humping or air humping by the way, is, well lets just say someone was bent over a pool table taking a shot, and you stood directly behind them thrusting your hips, simulating pounding them in the ass can, well that is exactly what I saw in a bar a few weeks ago! But it was a dude on dude dry hump session, and it was gross as balls!

From The Bar Stool: Want To Have Last Call Drunk Bar Sex With a Fat Gross Chick? Don't Do This!

Dahmer — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 19:26:42 +0000

I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool.

Ok girls when its last call at bar, sometimes guys will do what is called trolling, and that’s when guys will go up to really gross chicks (or trolls they’re sometimes called) and ask them if they want to go home with them and have intercourse. I mean, after all it is last call, and they’re already drunk, so at that hour some guys figure, oh what the hell, I’ll go hoggin! Sometimes ‘trollin’ is also called ‘hoggin’. Now girls, if you are one of these trolls or hogs don’t feel bad, you girls need loving too. But no matter how fat and gross and ugly you are, what you don’t ever need or deserve is to be punched in the face!

How Would You Like a Tobacco Enema?! No? Me Either. Bar Stool:

Dahmer — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 20:22:09 +0000

Did you know that back in the olden days, before there was high tech medical equipment, doctors use to do some pretty weird stuff to people to find out if they were really dead or not. I was killing beers the other night with a guy that’s in med school, and somehow he knew all the crazy stuff doctors use

Why Some Girls are Yeast Infection Machines! Bar Stool:

Dahmer — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 20:05:09 +0000

Girls if you routinely find yourself with that painful and itchy scratchy not so fresh feeling down there, commonly known as the yeast infection, I’m sure its not pleasant and just the name alone is freaking gross! Yeast infection, yuk! And I can’t believe I was drinking at the bar with some chicks a few nights ago and the topic of yeast infections actually came up!

Guys how would you like it if you called up a chick and were like “hey baby, want go out and get drinks this weekend?”, and she was like.” No, I can’t go out this weekend, I got a yeast infection, sorry.” Yep, gross! But girls did you know that a good way to

Hungry for some Spaghetti and Rat Balls? This one is sick! Bar Stool:

Dahmer — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 19:28:38 +0000

A couple of dudes I was killing beers with over the weekend shared this one with me, I had to share it with you too! Picture this man, you get home from work, your tired, hungry, but don't feel like cooking a big dinner, so you walk over to the pantry and grab a can of spaghetti

Chicks with Big Fat Gross Stinky Butts are Gross! Bar Stool:

Dahmer — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 19:22:21 +0000

So some crazy guys I was killing beers with last week told me about a book that bought for one of their buddies as a gag gift for his bachelor party. They said it was a new coffee table book called The Big Butt Book! And yes, its just what it sounds like, a coffee table book with a bunch of pictures of chicks with big fat gross butts in it!

They said according to the guy who put this book together it quote "celebrates the glory that is the delicious female booty!” Uh, if you ask me, I don't see anything that’s glorious, or delicious about a chick with a big, fat, flabby, gross, cottage cheesy, disgusting giant ass! I know, I know, to each their own and I'm ok with that

Like Poop On Your Head? Guy with Creepiest Toilet Fetish Ever! Bar Stool:

Dahmer — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 19:23:28 +0000

Do you know what a toilet fetish is? Apparently it is a fetish where watching someone go to the bathroom brings you pleasure. This next guy must have had an extreme toilet fetish, because what he did is unthinkable! This chick friend I have that is big into yoga told me this one when we were drinking the other night

The Difference Between Good Cans And Gross Cans

Dahmer — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 15:18:20 +0000

Girls….I know you like to think of your cans as your weapon….something that you have, that guys want……well I got news for ya….you might think of your cans as your power….to help you get some of the things want…..but I got news for ya honey, as much as you might think your cans give you [...]

Urine Balloon Bandits Launch Atomic Urine Attack On Florida Campus!

Dahmer — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 16:57:24 +0000

Are there urine balloon bandits on the loose on the campus of a Florida University? Urine balloons are like water balloons, but they’re filled with urine, not water…..and some people think its fun to throw them at people….. Police at a University in Florida are investigating three different recent urine balloon attacks. Urine balloons of [...]

Jessica Rabbit Screwer. (This Ones Really, Really, Really Gross!)

Dahmer — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 16:20:29 +0000

Ok creepy guys….another one for you….actually this ones not for all you creepy guys….just for creepy guys that like to make the inter C with rabbits….this ones disturbing….and its freakin gross….it might make you barf… There was a story in the news a couple of weeks ago about a NY guy that got busted for [...]

Finally: Chocolate Milk for Grown-Ups

spud — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 21:43:40 +0000

The two great tastes that taste great together. Chocolate milk and vodka. This will be illegal in a week, guaranteed.