WGRD 97.9 » funny http://wgrd.com Wed, 22 May 2013 05:50:12 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.2 What Happens When UFC Opponents Meet in the Elevator? http://wgrd.com/what-happens-when-ufc-opponents-meet-in-the-elevator/ http://wgrd.com/what-happens-when-ufc-opponents-meet-in-the-elevator/#comments Tue, 03 Jul 2012 21:12:31 +0000 kyle http://wgrd.com/?p=92982 A lot of times, combatants in the UFC show a lot of animosity towards each other (see: Anderson Silva and Chael Sonnen) while others are respectful and stay level headed. While the fireworks may revolve around those high intensity explosions and tough talking, they don't always live up to the hype.

So what would you say might happen if two of those "nice guys" were to happen to run into each other in an elevator during the week of their highly anticipated pay-per-view fight? Lucky for us, we can watch the discomfort and funny moment for ourselves.

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]]> http://wgrd.com/ufc-fighter-tries-out-dance-moves-on-dancing-with-the-stars-and-fails-miserably/feed/ 0 The Best Walkouts by Any MMA Fighter…EVER! http://wgrd.com/the-best-walkouts-by-any-mma-fighter-ever/ http://wgrd.com/the-best-walkouts-by-any-mma-fighter-ever/#comments Wed, 16 May 2012 02:01:57 +0000 kyle http://wgrd.com/?p=79681 With what some may call overexposure of MMA in recent memory with FOX, FX, Fuel TV and Spike all in on the trend, some of the fighters have to go that extra mile to set themselves apart from the pack to become a star. What better time to do that than the long walk from backstage at the event to the octagon to fistfight? For that matter, why not your walkout to the standard weigh-in?

]]> http://wgrd.com/the-best-walkouts-by-any-mma-fighter-ever/feed/ 0 Beavis and Butthead in Real Life [Picture] http://wgrd.com/beavis-and-butthead-in-real-life-picture/ http://wgrd.com/beavis-and-butthead-in-real-life-picture/#comments Fri, 20 Jan 2012 16:49:17 +0000 Andy Green http://wgrd.com/?p=47948 So, you ever wonder what Beavis and Butthead would look like in real life? Well, artist Kevin Kirkpatrick did... so he took a crack at it. Look into the eyes of the madman known as Beavis and hear the tender voice of Butthead beckon you with a "come to butthead." These are pretty frightening, yet very wonderous!

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]]> http://wgrd.com/your-mom-doesnt-drum-like-this-mom-video/feed/ 0 Guy Dressed as Cow Steals 26 Gallons of Milk! Bar Stool: http://wgrd.com/guy-dressed-as-cow-steals-26-gallons-of-milk-bar-stool/ http://wgrd.com/guy-dressed-as-cow-steals-26-gallons-of-milk-bar-stool/#comments Wed, 28 Dec 2011 19:47:21 +0000 Dahmer http://wgrd.com/?p=42865 I don't know what is up with this one, I just know a chick I was killing beers with at the bar the other night told me about it and I thought it was funny as hell. She told me the headline read something like this "Man walks into Walmart dressed as cow, steals 26 gallons of milk!” She told me an 18 year old guy walked into a Virginia Walmart dressed as a cow, and I'm talking full on cow costume and walking on all fours and even mooing!

Then the guy strolls back to the milk section, loads 26 gallons of milk into a shopping cart, and then pushes the cart out without paying for any of it! And no one is even sure how, because even though the guy was making a massive scene (dressed as a cow) he still somehow managed to successfully shoplift the milk! Cops caught the guy about an hour later in front of a McDonalds as he was skipping down the street, dressed as a cow, and handing out free jugs of milk to people!

I love it! She tol

]]> http://wgrd.com/guy-dressed-as-cow-steals-26-gallons-of-milk-bar-stool/feed/ 0 Drunk Guy's Epic Quest To Walk Up A Hill [Video] http://wgrd.com/drunk-guys-epic-quest-to-walk-up-a-hill-video/ http://wgrd.com/drunk-guys-epic-quest-to-walk-up-a-hill-video/#comments Wed, 28 Dec 2011 16:51:20 +0000 Andy Green http://wgrd.com/?p=42801 We've all had those nights where alcohol gives the Earth that extra spinning effect. Well, this guy is havin' one of those experiences. Gravity is not his friend and his journey to wherever it is that he is headed is being seriously stifled by his drunk. Will the man be able to walk up the hill? We may never know, but we do know that inexplicably putting Evanescence in as his soundtrack is freaking perfect!

]]> http://wgrd.com/drunk-guys-epic-quest-to-walk-up-a-hill-video/feed/ 0 The Worlds Longest Fart Parade: Thanks Dahmer! http://wgrd.com/the-worlds-longest-fart-parade-thanks-dahmer/ http://wgrd.com/the-worlds-longest-fart-parade-thanks-dahmer/#comments Thu, 10 Nov 2011 21:56:32 +0000 Dahmer http://wgrd.com/?p=31329 Any of you guys ever invent anything? Any of you guys know what a fart parade is? Well, I invented it and as far as I know, I currently hold the fart parade world record. And not that it can’t be beat, it probably can

]]> http://wgrd.com/the-worlds-longest-fart-parade-thanks-dahmer/feed/ 0 What if Classic Horror Flick 'The Thing' Was a Musical? [VIDEO] http://wgrd.com/the-thing-musical/ http://wgrd.com/the-thing-musical/#comments Wed, 12 Oct 2011 12:30:36 +0000 Dylan Schenker http://thefw.com/?p=42397 Would Jon Carpenter’s 1982 horror classic ‘The Thing‘ be any less creepy if it had been a musical? Lyrical geniuses Jon and Al Kaplan have injected some rhythm into the Kurt Russell-starring sci-fi flick, mixing the original footage with a Sinatra-esque musical number.

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]]> http://wgrd.com/how-not-to-be-batman-video/feed/ 0 This Family Belongs on Television… http://wgrd.com/this-family-belongs-on-television/ http://wgrd.com/this-family-belongs-on-television/#comments Tue, 04 Oct 2011 00:11:04 +0000 Jackie http://wgrd.com/?p=23224 Its art prize and we all know what that means, it means there's no where to fricken park in all of down town.  So I am in a parking ramp on like the 3rd floor making may way down stairs when I notice this van, this is like the kind of thing you see on television, I had a literal WTF moment

]]> http://wgrd.com/this-family-belongs-on-television/feed/ 0 Really?!? Hugging Boner Game Banned From Oregon Middle School. This One Is NOT Funny! http://wgrd.com/hugging-boner-game-banned-from-oregon-middle-school-this-one-is-not-funny/ http://wgrd.com/hugging-boner-game-banned-from-oregon-middle-school-this-one-is-not-funny/#comments Fri, 28 Jan 2011 16:17:28 +0000 Dahmer http://wgrd.com/?p=4725 Ok guys...this next one is NOT funny.....its NOT funny at all....so don't laugh.  There is a middle school in Oregon that has banned hugs, because some of the girls were using them to get the boys aroused.......remember, this ones not funny.......

]]> http://wgrd.com/hugging-boner-game-banned-from-oregon-middle-school-this-one-is-not-funny/feed/ 0 A Woman in the Background of a Live News Report Fell on Her Ass http://wgrd.com/a-woman-in-the-background-of-a-live-news-report-fell-on-her-ass/ http://wgrd.com/a-woman-in-the-background-of-a-live-news-report-fell-on-her-ass/#comments Wed, 08 Dec 2010 19:53:17 +0000 spud http://wgrd.com/?p=2122 This kind of thing is embarrassing when no one sees you do it. Imagine doing it in front of the whole city.

Notice how she just gets right up and tries to pretend it didn't happen.

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