There are several different ways to wash the dirt off of a vehicle. You can have about six to eight bikini clad vixens wash your car. You can take it through a drive-thru carwash. OR you can wash a car like a man
Since the break of internet porn we have been introduced to all kinds of sick and twisted activities guys will participate in to get their rocks off. There are dirty foot fetish videos, girls with cups videos and anything else a lonely back-acne stricken basement dweller can dream up. Now, there's squashing... yup apparently dudes can get funny feelings in their nether-regions from having a giant woman slam down on them with all of their weight.
Every once in a while on our planet, there comes along a good egg. A person of whom you are sure is going to completely and utterly whoop life's ass. Well, welcome a leader among men and he's but a boy. A rage grows in his belly when denied the ultra-tunage of Iron Maiden because as he puts it "Iron Maiden make me happy!" Well kid... we feel the same friggin' way.
So, you've been inspired by the Dark Knight and you would like to clean up your city of crime. You will need to train. Your reflexes need to be top notch. You must have complete muscle control. You will need to get over all your fears. Oh and you will definitely need to work on your ability to jump from one building top to another... just don't do it like this guy!
There are certain things you definitely want to avoid when dealing with law enforcement. You don't want to get out of the car before they ask you to. You never want to try and fight them once their taser is drawn. And you should also never steal their car and then wreck it. Well, one stellar gentleman managed to do all of that in one foul swoop.
I have been havin' fun lately ruining the long arduous days of my hardworking boss JT. Usually, I do this by saying something I shouldn't on the air or by saying something I shouldn't on the air. But, lately my passion in the effing with JT department has been dodgeballs. Not even JT's sensible lunch is safe!
Ted IS God! Ted IS a Coming of God to Earth! Ted IS The Creator! Ted IS The Lord! Ted IS The King! Ted is The I AM of Current Defined I AMs! Ted IS The Ancient of Days! Ted IS The Messiah! Ted IS The One God! Of ALL Things! Ted IS a Moron!
