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Pecan Farmers on High Alert for Nut Rustlers

Andy Green — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 15:53:46 +0000

The victims of crime can be found in all walks of life. There are folks who fall victim to a street-side mugging. Some poor bastards get robbed at gunpoint while working at a convenience store. And certain people fall victim to the most dastardly of all the criminal factions… nut rustlers. That’s right… pecan farmers [...]

Man Faces Jail Time For Offering Door-To-Door Breast Exams

Andy Green — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 16:07:16 +0000

The ole’ inspector gag. It’s been around almost as long as humans have been involved in the goings on of the universe. Up until now though, nobody had ever really tried it. Phillip Winikoff is an 81 year old man with 82 pound stones. He started knockin’ on doors and offering the women in the [...]

Woman Sues Vibrator Company After Horrifying Dildo Injury

Andy Green — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 20:34:59 +0000

A California woman is taking a company to court for an injury sustained while using their product. That of course is a situation that happens constantly within the American court system. What makes this case different is the fact that the company she is suing is a sex toy company and the product in question is a giant vibrating dildo

WGRD is in Love — Woman Takes Record and Downs 183 Chicken Wings in 12 Minutes

Andy Green — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 14:46:06 +0000

Nothing is a bigger turn off than when a woman (no matter her size) orders some kind of stupid side salad at dinner time. It's sexy when a woman makes a 12 inch sub her bitch or completely dominates a large pizza. So, by that standard we may have found the sexiest woman on the planet. Her name is Sonya Thomas and she hails from Virginia.