funny news

No need to ask for a manager. This group isn't a joke.

People tell you to go to Hell more than any other town out there.

Kids say the darnedest things.

The vodka may be "handmade" but it's not made to be used as hand sanitizer.

Neighborly love goes a long way.

Welcome to your new horror home.

In true Michigan fashion, the tomato plant is being supported by a construction cone.

The best part is that cops still posted a mugshot.

At least it wasn't a clown who showed up.

Who says you have to hit the jackpot to be treated like a winner?!

The victims of crime can be found in all walks of life. There are folks who fall victim to a street-side mugging. Some poor bastards get robbed at gunpoint while working at a convenience store. And certain people fall victim to the most dastardly of all the criminal factions... nut rustlers.

The ole' inspector gag. It's been around almost as long as humans have been involved in the goings on of the universe. Up until now though, nobody had ever really tried it. Phillip Winikoff is an 81 year old man with 82 pound stones. He started knockin' on doors and offering the women in the Lauderdale Lake Apartment Complex his services...