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		<title>From the Bar Stool:   Get dumped By Your Girl?   Why Not Burn Yourself Alive?!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 18:39:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dahmer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“I’m no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It&#8217;s another edition of From the Bar Stool.&#8221; Holy crap do I hear some F’d up stuff when I’m out drinking! Last weekend we were out slaughtering beers [...]]]></description>
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<p>Holy crap do I hear some F’d up stuff when I’m out drinking!   Last weekend we were out slaughtering beers & the subject of Valentines Day came up and one of the guys I was drinking with told me about this guy that went bonkers when his wife left him last year right before Valentines Day.  I don’t care how much you love your wife, this is just crazy.  </p>
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		<title>Dumb Chick Gets Locked Out of Her House, So She Burns the Bitch Down!   Bar Stool:</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 20:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dahmer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is what NOT to do if you lock yourself out of your house. Well, first of all, you should probably have an extra key hidden somewhere around your house so you can get back in if you do lock yourself out. I don’t have one, but after hearing this story while drinking at the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here is what NOT to do if you lock yourself out of your house. Well, first of all, you should probably have an extra key hidden somewhere around your house so you can get back in if you do lock yourself out</p>
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		<title>Guy Soaks Crazy Girlfriend with Gas, Crazy Girlfriend Blows Up!   Bar Stool:</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2012 19:45:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dahmer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guys, if you get into a huge argument with your girlfriend, first I would like to say, please don&#8217;t dump gasoline all over her and threaten to light her on fire ok? But if you do, well then something like this could happen to you. Drinking with one of my best buds a few nights [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Guys, if you get into a huge argument with your girlfriend, first I would like to say, please don't dump gasoline all over her and threaten to light her on fire ok?  But if you do, well then something like this could happen to you</p>
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