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Watch These Two Sisters Argue Over Which One Of Them Farted

Remember hearing 'you smelled it you dealt it' as a kid? These two adorable little girls argue over who farted. I think it was the one on the left. She looks guilty.

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Grand Rapids Man Searching for Woman Who Farted in Meijer

Sometimes we encounter people that capture our attention. We may see them again or we may not. But that's what Craigslist is for. The missed connections section can re-connect people and (hopefully) bring them in ever after bliss...

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NASA Curiosity Rover Extends Arm
Curiosity is waving its little arm frantically, trying to get the silent but deadly to go away. (Photo by NASA/JPL-Caltech via Getty Images)

An Alien Farted on the Curiosity Mars Rover – Proving Life on Mars – No Joke

Well...sort of.

The Curiosity Rover on Mars has detected what's been called a "whiff of methane" on Mars.  Cue the laughter.  Do you think it's a Martian cow, or a six-year-old, who's still giggling about farting on the alien RC Car roaming around the planet?

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Decrepit Birth Drummer Records Amazing ‘Fart Metal’ Song [Video]

I feel like I'm six years old again. I'm laughing my butt off at this new video, where "Fart Metal" has been created.

The drummer from the metal band Decrepit Birth has recording a new song, featuring his very real, very hysterical, farts! I can barely type, I'm laughing so much. No one should get this much entertainment from something so dumb, but we do!

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Mirage 20th Anniversary Concert With Slash And Friends
Oh, crap! What's that running down my leg? Exactly! (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

Rob Zombie Guitarist John 5 Admits to Pooping Himself on Stage [Video]

Rob Zombie's throat issues has made big news this week, since he left a show 10 minutes in to the performance and no refunds are being given.

People are pissed.

But maybe this is the better story, and something you should be more worried about at a Rob Zombie show.  

Apparently, during the song "Dragula", Zombie's guitar master John 5 s*** himself on stage!

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From Bar Stool: Party Farter Stabber Killer Guy!

A guy I was drinking with at the bar last weekend told me this story, he called it, the tale of the Connecticut fart stabber. Tells me a 21 year old guy named Mark was at a party and wasted off his ass, and apparently he couldn't stop ripping the biggest nastiest farts the world has ever seen, heard and smelled...

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