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		<title>From The Bar Stool:   Meet The Dumb Stupid Drunk Baby Stroller Pusher Guy!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 18:40:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dahmer</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Baby]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It&#8217;s another edition of From the Bar Stool. Did you know you can be arrested for drunk stroller pushing? Hell yes you can, cops will cuff your butt [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://wgrd.com/from-the-bar-stool-meet-the-dumb-stupid-drunk-baby-stroller-pusher-guy/baby-stroller/" rel="attachment wp-att-62271"></a>I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool.  Did you know you can be arrested for drunk stroller pushing?  Hell yes you can, cops will cuff your butt and toss you in the joint without thinking twice!  It happened to a West Virginia guy recently.   </p>
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		<title>Drunk Guy&#039;s Epic Quest To Walk Up A Hill [Video]</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 16:51:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Green</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Evanescence]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve all had those nights where alcohol gives the Earth that extra spinning effect. Well, this guy is havin&#8217; one of those experiences. Gravity is not his friend and his journey to wherever it is that he is headed is being seriously stifled by his drunk. Will the man be able to walk up the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We've all had those nights where alcohol gives the Earth that extra spinning effect. Well, this guy is havin' one of those experiences. Gravity is not his friend and his journey to wherever it is that he is headed is being seriously stifled by his drunk. Will the man be able to walk up the hill? We may never know, but we do know that inexplicably putting <a href="http://wgrd.com/vote-for-wgrds-best-band-of-2011/" target="_blank">Evanescence </a>in as his soundtrack is freaking perfect!</p>
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		<title>How (not) to Tea Bag a Female Co-Worker!  Bar Stool:</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2011 19:38:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dahmer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Thanks Dahmer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[balls]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was drinking at the Griffins game Saturday night, and of course the topic of Tea Bagging came up, and then I was told this story! Two brothers Brian and Steve, they both worked for the same insurance company. It was Brian, Steve, Marissa and Lori who were all at an insurance convention in Dallas [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was drinking at the Griffins game Saturday night, and of course the topic of Tea Bagging came up, and then I was told this story!  Two brothers Brian and Steve, they both worked for the same insurance company</p>
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		<title>Getting Drunk And Peeing On Your Neighbors &#8211; Dahmer&#039;s B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2011 20:09:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steven Bohner</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dahmer's BS Stories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drunk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pee]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re looking for some fun, try getting drunk and peeing on your neighbors head! A crazy drunk Florida trailer park guy drank 48 beers, then started pissing threw his neighbors windows!   If you really want to know how to party, listen to this!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you're looking for some fun, try getting drunk and peeing on your neighbors head!</p>
<p>A crazy drunk Florida trailer park guy drank 48 beers, then started pissing threw his neighbors windows!   If you really want to know how to party, listen to this!</p>
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		<title>Teen Falls 20 Feet From Top Of An Escalator [VIDEO]</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2011 19:43:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Steven Bohner</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Weird News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drunk]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[XTREME!!! If you are into extreme sports, or like to see people be extremely dumb, you gotta check this out.  So, a drunk teenager decides to take a ride on the escalator and everything seems to be going alright at first.  But then, he starts to climb up on the rail and a few seconds [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>XTREME!!! If you are into extreme sports, or like to see people be extremely dumb, you gotta check this out.  So, a drunk teenager decides to take a ride on the escalator and everything seems to be going alright at first.  But then, he starts to climb up on the rail and a few seconds later... the crap hits the fan.  BAM!</p>
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		<title>Dahmer&#039;s B.S. Story Of The Day &#8211; What Girls Should Do If They Pee Themselves At A Bar! [AUDIO]</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2011 17:57:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dahmer</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dahmer after dark]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drunk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[girl passes out]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hey Dahmer here again with more tips for you to use when heading out to the bar. Hey girls, if you pee your cute little underpants, this is how you could end up passed out in a corn field naked from the waist down!  Its a much better idea to just slip your wet underpants [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Dahmer here again with more tips for you to use when heading out to the bar.</p>
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