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		<title>Toilet Plunger goes Up Girls Butt, Girl Dies.   Bar Stool:</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 19:50:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dahmer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This one is going to make your butt hurt! I heard about this one at a party I was at last weekend, and just had to share it with you! A 35 year old chick named Cindy Croton from London England was at a party at her girl friends house and she was wasted, wasted [...]]]></description>
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<p>And when Cindy went she went to the bathroom and went to sit down on the toilet for a little drunk girl pee-pee, as she was</p>
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		<title>Dumb Chicks that Text while Driving should Die!  Bar Stool:</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 19:15:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dahmer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Girls listen up, this is the story of stupid Bethany Barry from Ontario Canada. And girls, you do not want to be like Bethany, even though most of you probably are. A cop buddy of mine I was drinking beers with told me that 17 year old Bethany was driving down a 2 lane highway, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>GWAR Guitarist Flattus Maximus Found Dead</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 22:56:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ned</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Metal has lost many of it&#8217;s great musicians. Unfortunately, we have lost another one. GWAR Guitarist Cory Smoot was found dead while on tour bus today as the band prepared for a border crossing. Frontman of GWAR Dave Brockie (Oderus Urungus) made this statement: &#8220;It is with a sense of profound loss and tragedy that [...]]]></description>
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