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Are You A Closet Homosexual? What you Dream About Could Have the Answer! Bar Stool:

Alright, if you have recurring dreams about being chased or your teeth falling out, you’re not a closet homo sexual or a serial killer! Apparently you’re just normal. Some chicks I was hanging with at a bar last week told me about a dream expert guy they saw on TV who just finished up a world wide study about what people dream about the most

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How Girls Can Pick Their Nose and Shoot Boogers Snot Rockets Across a Bar and Win Prizes! Bar Stool:

Some dudes I was killing beers with recently told me about a little pub over in England called The Red Lion Pub and how it just held its annual booger shooting contest. Yep, you heard me right, its annual booger shooting contest!

Each year they have men and women line up and do a farmers blow and see who can shoot a booger the farthest across the bar

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How to Burn Your Girlfriends Face Off With Bacardi 151! Bar Stool:

Any of you guys ever do the weekend house party thing? You know, grab a couple cases of beer, a few bottles of booze invite a few of your buds over and just kick it at your place on a Saturday night? It’s usually a pretty good time, except this time

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Guy Soaks Crazy Girlfriend with Gas, Crazy Girlfriend Blows Up! Bar Stool:

Guys, if you get into a huge argument with your girlfriend, first I would like to say, please don't dump gasoline all over her and threaten to light her on fire ok? But if you do, well then something like this could happen to you

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The Dahmer Diet: How Dahmer Lost 43lbs in 10 Months!

First of all, the guy in the picture IS NOT ME! I couldn’t find a picture of me when I was fat, so I just put up a picture of that fat guy. Copy that?

So a little less than a year ago I was fat and creepy

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Hungry for some Spaghetti and Rat Balls? This one is sick! Bar Stool:

A couple of dudes I was killing beers with over the weekend shared this one with me, I had to share it with you too! Picture this man, you get home from work, your tired, hungry, but don't feel like cooking a big dinner, so you walk over to the pantry and grab a can of spaghetti

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Chicks with Big Fat Gross Stinky Butts are Gross! Bar Stool:

So some crazy guys I was killing beers with last week told me about a book that bought for one of their buddies as a gag gift for his bachelor party. They said it was a new coffee table book called The Big Butt Book! And yes, its just what it sounds like, a coffee table book with a bunch of pictures of chicks with big fat gross butts in it!

They said according to the guy who put this book together it quote "celebrates the glory that is the delicious female booty!” Uh, if you ask me, I don't see anything that’s glorious, or delicious about a chick with a big, fat, flabby, gross, cottage cheesy, disgusting giant ass! I know, I know, to each their own and I'm ok with that

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3 Reasons Why Girls SHOULD Sleep with Guys on First Dates! Bar Stool:

Ok girls if you've got one of those stupid, 3 or 4 date rules before you sleep with a guy, you need to get with the program and catch up with the times! I was talking with three girls at the bar last weekend, and each one came up with a different reason girls should sleep with guys on the first date! According to these three chicks, here are three reasons you should make intercourse with a guy on the first date

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Guy Makes Intercourse with Mannequin at Park! Bar Stool:

I was at the bar this past weekend and I walked by this chick and I heard her say “sex with an armless mannequin”, and I stopped right there in my tracks and asked her to tell me the story, I had to hear this one! She said a couple weeks ago a 61 year old West Virginia guy was arrested for having intercourse with an armless mannequin, at a public park at 3pm in the afternoon!

She said cops on bikes patrolling the park spotted 61 year old Eddie Cambell, without any pants on, and as they approached Cambell, they said that he was sitting on park bench, in the middle of the park, engaged in full on sexual intercourse with an armless mannequin! He had used a pocked knife to carve an actual ‘hole’ into the crotch of the mannequin! Hahaha!

Officers instructed Cambell to cease the intercourse with the mannequin immediately and to put his creepy wiener away and to pull his pants back up, and then they arrested him and charged him with trespassing and indecent exposure , but they say there maybe additional charges, since there were children present at the park that afternoon

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Chinese Nurse Sews Chicks Butt Shut! Bar Stool:

Ok listen to how freaking nuts this on is! Another one from the bar stool. (yea, I drink a lot) Over in China, a 32 year old pregnant chick hired a 44 year old mid wife to help her have her baby.

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From The Bud Light Barstool: Idiot Bank Robber Gives Teller His I.D. !

This guy could certainly be up for the award of d-bag of the week. Its another one from the Bud Light bar stool, a great place where I hear all kinds of fun stories! A 49 year old guy named Nathan Pugh walks into a Wells Fargo bank just north of Dallas and he's carrying a white bag and wearing a ski mask

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Dodge Neon Douche Bag Gets $2,137 Speeding Ticket. Bar Stool:

You know, if you drive 142 mph on the freeway, you’ll probably get where your going three times as fast than if you were driving 55mph, that is if you don’t kill anyone or get a massive speeding ticket like this guy did

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