Dahmer

I Made Out With Dahmer
Before I start getting an onslaught of coming out congratulatory cards let me explain. It's not "make out" in the sense that you're thinking.  Here's what happened and how I made out with Dahmer.
Girls, Does your Crotch Smell Like a Fish Market? Bar Stool:
Ok girls, I was killing beers at the bar with some stinky chicks last weekend, and this topic came up. Girls, if you happen to be a little stinky, just south of the boarder (ya know, in your va-hoo-hoo region) these stinky chicks were telling me about a new product called Linger International Femi…
Would Girls Like to Orgasm 200 Times in One Day? Bar Stool:
Girls, do any of you spontaneous orgasms though out the day? I know it sounds strange, but check this out. I was getting hammered with a bunch of nurses at my favorite bar last weekend, and they started talking about weird medical crap people come into their office with...
How Would You Like a Tobacco Enema?! No? Me Either. Bar Stool:
Did you know that back in the olden days, before there was high tech medical equipment, doctors use to do some pretty weird stuff to people to find out if they were really dead or not. I was killing beers the other night with a guy that’s in med school, and somehow he knew all the crazy stuff…
Some Girls Like Guys With Big Penis Jeans! Bar Stool:
Ok guys, if you got a small pecker, this is something you might want to think about. I was talking to these chicks a couple nights ago at this bar I like to hang out at. And somehow the topic of penis size came up. I told the girls mine is super small so if we end up sleeping together later t…
Thinking about Kidnapping Someone? Here is how NOT To Do It! Bar Stool:
Ok, aspiring young kidnappers out there listen up, this ones for you! I was killing beers at a bar a week or two ago and a couple of dudes from New York I was talking to told me about this one. It’s about a New York couple named Robert Jemmotte and Tamika Atanda who were arrested recently fo…
Why Some Girls are Yeast Infection Machines! Bar Stool:
Girls if you routinely find yourself with that painful and itchy scratchy not so fresh feeling down there, commonly known as the yeast infection, I’m sure its not pleasant and just the name alone is freaking gross! Yeast infection, yuk! And I can’t believe I was drinking at the bar wi…
Toilet Plunger goes Up Girls Butt, Girl Dies. Bar Stool:
This one is going to make your butt hurt! I heard about this one at a party I was at last weekend, and just had to share it with you! A 35 year old chick named Cindy Croton from London England was at a party at her girl friends house and she was wasted, wasted drunk...
Fat Chick Dating Etiquette! Bar Stool:
Any of you guys ever get set up on a blind date? Any of you guys ever get set up on a blind date with a fat chick? If you have, or think that it could maybe happen to you, I was talking to a couple of guys at the bar last weekend who told me about their "fat chick dating etiquette tips..…
Not Sex with a Sexy Teacher, Sex with a CREEPY Teacher! Bar Stool:
Did any of you girls ever have a creepy guy teacher when you were in high school? Probably not as creepy as this next guy. Another story I heard while killing drinks at the bar last weekend. You should hang out with me on weekends, because I get into all kinds of great conversations with people..…

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