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How To Smuggle Heroin In Your Butt And French Kiss Your Dad
A Colorado dad tired to smuggle heroin to  his inmate son by sticking it in his butt,  and then once inside the prison, planned on pulling it out of his butt, sticking it in his mouth, and then passing it to his son with an open mouth tongue kiss!      This one is …
New Study Says Sex With Your Hot Co-Worker Chicks Is Down.
Guys…have you noticed that you’re not nailing as many of your chick co-workers as you once did?   Well, you may or may not have noticed…but a new study says that the number of dudes nailing their hot co-worker chicks is way down from what it once was….Want to kno…
What Not To Do With Your Fat Drunk Disgusting Crazy Trailer Park Wife
And guys if Jennifer Lopez makes you horny, and you live in a trailer park, and you got a crazy drunk trailer park wife who gets jealous easily.......do not tell her that Jennifer Lopez makes you horny....just keep it to yourself....cuz if you do tell her......well....lets just say your asking for a…
Booger Shooting Contest: Can You Flick A Booger 19.5 Feet?
A bar over in England had a booger shooting contest last weekend….you guys ever put a finger over one side of your nose and then blow and then shoot a booger across a room?  Hahah…sure ya do!  Well that’s how the contest worked….and wait till you hear about the c…
Mouse Found In Nude Intruder’s Rectum
And a guy in South Carolina was busted for breaking into a house last week, and when the cops were arresting him….they found a mouse lodged in his rectum!  Would you call it a butt load of fun?
Crazy Chick Sets Dudes Penis On Fire
Guys, if you got a chick who loves you more than anything in the entire world…..meaning you are her everything…as in nothing else in the world matters but you…..you better be careful ….especially if she decides to show you how much she loves you by setting your penis on f…
Ozzy Osbourne Concert
Dahmer and the Roadies were out at Crush for the Ozzy pre-party giving away tickets.  Ozzy put on a great show at the Van Andel Arena Dec. 7th
Having Saggy Testicles Can Get You An Extension On Your Rent
Guys do you know that when you get old your testicles get saggy?   And did you know that if you live in a trailer park, and your trailer rent is past due, you can just whip out your saggy testicles in front of the chick who manages the trailer park and get an extension on your rent?   Yes you can!  …