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		<title>A Girl From San Diego Is Suing Chuck E Cheese &#8211; Dahmer&#039;s B.S. Story Of The Day [Audio]</title>
		<link>http://wgrd.com/a-girl-from-san-diego-is-suing-chuck-e-cheese-audio/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2011 18:18:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dahmer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dahmer's BS Stories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dahmer before dark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; This dumb chick thinks that Chuck E Cheese is running an illegal gambling operation for children, and now she&#8217;s trying to sue their balls off!   Listen to why! &#160;]]></description>
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<p>This dumb chick thinks that Chuck E Cheese is running an illegal gambling operation for children, and now she's trying to sue their balls off!   Listen to why!</p>
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		<title>Top 5 Cool Jobs That Can Kill You &#8211; Dahmer&#039;s B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2011 17:28:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dahmer</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[dahmer before dark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Are you a guy with a cool man job?   Here are the top 5 cool guy man jobs, how much they pay, and how many guys die each year doing these cool guy man jobs! &#160;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Are you a guy with a cool man job?   Here are the top 5 cool guy man jobs, how much they pay, and how many guys die each year doing these cool guy man jobs!</p>
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		<title>Why People Think Guys Who Roller Blade Are Gay &#8211; Dahmer&#039;s B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]</title>
		<link>http://wgrd.com/why-people-think-guys-who-roller-blade-are-gay-dahmers-b-s-story-of-the-day-audio/</link>
		<comments>http://wgrd.com/why-people-think-guys-who-roller-blade-are-gay-dahmers-b-s-story-of-the-day-audio/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jun 2011 18:54:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dahmer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dahmer's BS Stories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dahmer before dark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you are a guy and you still roller blade, almost everyone that sees you roller blading thinks that you&#8217;re a homosexual. Not that there is anything wrong with being a homosexual.  If you&#8217;re a gay dude, you rock on with your bad homosexual self!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you are a guy and you still roller blade, almost everyone that sees you roller blading thinks that you're a homosexual.  Not that there is anything wrong with being a homosexual.  </p>
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		<title>Want To Have Sex With A Hot Cop &#8211; Dahmer&#039;s B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]</title>
		<link>http://wgrd.com/want-to-have-sex-with-a-hot-cop-dahmers-b-s-story-of-the-day-audio/</link>
		<comments>http://wgrd.com/want-to-have-sex-with-a-hot-cop-dahmers-b-s-story-of-the-day-audio/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2011 19:39:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dahmer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dahmer's BS Stories]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guys, if you&#8217;re boning a hot chick cop, high five in the front row to you!  Not a lot of attractive female officers out there, so when you do find a hot cop chick you gotta try to make it with her! Just don&#8217;t do what this douche did!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Guys, if you're boning a hot chick cop, high five in the front row to you!  Not a lot of attractive female officers out there, so when you do find a hot cop chick you gotta try to make it with her! </p>
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		<title>How To Get Unemployment For Screwing Your Bosses Wife &#8211; Dahmer&#039;s B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]</title>
		<link>http://wgrd.com/how-to-get-unemployment-for-screwing-your-bosses-wife-dahmers-b-s-story-of-the-day-audio/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jun 2011 21:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dahmer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dahmer's BS Stories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dahmer before dark]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I wish I would have known this when I got caught nailing my old bosses wife a couple of years ago!  It would have made paying my bills between jobs a hell of a lot easier!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;">I wish I would have known this when I got caught nailing my old bosses wife a couple of years ago!  It would have made paying my bills between jobs a hell of a lot easier!</p>
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		<title>Married Women Are Still Cheating On Their Husbands, Just Not As Much &#8211; Dahmer&#039;s B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]</title>
		<link>http://wgrd.com/married-women-are-still-cheating-on-their-husbands-just-not-as-much-dahmers-b-s-story-of-the-day-audio/</link>
		<comments>http://wgrd.com/married-women-are-still-cheating-on-their-husbands-just-not-as-much-dahmers-b-s-story-of-the-day-audio/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 17:21:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dahmer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dahmer's BS Stories]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://wgrd.com/?p=11953</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Nice job girls! Your still probably nailing the hot single neighbor guy when your husbands out of town on business, but a new study says you&#8217;re not doing it as much! You girls not cheating on your men as often has made the world a better place! Golf clap girls, nice job!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nice job girls!  Your still probably nailing the hot single neighbor guy when your husbands out of town on business, but a new study says you're not doing it as much!   You girls not cheating on your men as often has made the world a better place! </p>
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		<title>A Chick Sliced Off Another Chicks Face And Ate It &#8211; Dahmer&#039;s B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]</title>
		<link>http://wgrd.com/a-chick-sliced-off-another-chicks-face-and-ate-it-dahmers-b-s-story-of-the-day-audio/</link>
		<comments>http://wgrd.com/a-chick-sliced-off-another-chicks-face-and-ate-it-dahmers-b-s-story-of-the-day-audio/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2011 17:47:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dahmer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dahmer's BS Stories]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Listen to this one, A girl took a deli slicer and cut off the face of another girl then she pulled out some spicy mustard and a hoagie roll and made a sandwich out of the chicks sliced off face and ate it!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Listen to this one, A girl took a deli slicer and cut off the face of another girl then she pulled out some spicy mustard and a hoagie roll and made a sandwich out of the chicks sliced off face and ate it!</p>
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		<title>I Would Like To Trade This Salad For Some Cocaine Please &#8211; Dahmer&#039;s B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]</title>
		<link>http://wgrd.com/i-would-like-to-trade-this-salad-for-some-cocaine-please-dahmers-b-s-story-of-the-day-audio/</link>
		<comments>http://wgrd.com/i-would-like-to-trade-this-salad-for-some-cocaine-please-dahmers-b-s-story-of-the-day-audio/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2011 20:47:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dahmer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dahmer's BS Stories]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://wgrd.com/?p=11714</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Next time you go to Olive Garden for dinner, make sure to take your left over salad home with you in a to-go box, that way when you find yourself in the mood for some blow. You can just trade your left over salad for some cocaine!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Next time you go to Olive Garden for dinner, make sure to take your left over salad home with you in a to-go box, that way when you find yourself in the mood for some blow. You can just trade your left over salad for some cocaine!</p>
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		<title>How To Die In a Gaint Poop Pit &#8211; Dahmer&#039;s B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]</title>
		<link>http://wgrd.com/how-to-die-in-a-gaint-poop-pit-dahmers-b-s-story-of-the-day-audio/</link>
		<comments>http://wgrd.com/how-to-die-in-a-gaint-poop-pit-dahmers-b-s-story-of-the-day-audio/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2011 17:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dahmer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dahmer's BS Stories]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dogs rock and people suck! A chick dove head first into a giant pit of poop to save her dog! And although her lungs filled with feces and she died, she died a hero trying to save the life of mans best friend!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dogs rock and people suck!  A chick dove head first into a giant pit of poop to save her dog!  And although her lungs filled with feces and she died, she died a hero trying to save the life of mans best friend!</p>
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		<title>Missing Arm OR Eye &#8211; Dahmer&#039;s Would You Rather</title>
		<link>http://wgrd.com/missing-arm-or-eye-dahmers-would-you-rather/</link>
		<comments>http://wgrd.com/missing-arm-or-eye-dahmers-would-you-rather/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2011 20:38:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dahmer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok so I am walking around the station today and got asked a question from one of the girls that work here. So for todays would you rather I am asking you.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok so I am walking around the station today and got asked a question from one of the girls that work here. So for todays would you rather I am asking you.</p>
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		<title>Marriage Counselor Has Sex With Patient &#8211; Dahmer&#039;s B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]</title>
		<link>http://wgrd.com/marriage-counselor-has-sex-with-patient-dahmers-b-s-story-of-the-day-audio/</link>
		<comments>http://wgrd.com/marriage-counselor-has-sex-with-patient-dahmers-b-s-story-of-the-day-audio/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2011 15:18:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dahmer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dahmer's BS Stories]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey It&#8217;s Dahmer here with another story that will make you think twice before going to a marrige counselor.Listen to this. Marriage counselors are suppose to help married couples right?  Not make the sex with the drunk stoned wife! But not this guy!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey It's Dahmer here with another story that will make you think twice before going to a marrige counselor.Listen to this. Marriage counselors are suppose to help married couples right?  Not make the sex with the drunk stoned wife! </p>
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		<title>Man Arrested For Breaking Into His Old High School And Beating Off In The Locker Room &#8211; Dahmer&#039;s B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]</title>
		<link>http://wgrd.com/man-arrested-for-breaking-into-his-old-high-school-and-beating-off-in-the-locker-room-dahmers-b-s-story-of-the-day-audio/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Apr 2011 17:53:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gary.chenoweth</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dahmer's BS Stories]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey it&#8217;s Dahmer here with another one that just proves guys are stupid. Listen to this,  A Missouri kid busted for being a serial masturbater and breaking into school and cranking his creepy self on kids gym clothes!  Yuk!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey it's Dahmer here with another one that just proves guys are stupid. Listen to this,  A Missouri kid busted for being a serial masturbater and breaking into school and cranking his creepy self on kids gym clothes!  Yuk!</p>
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		<title>Meet The Guy With Exploding Testicles! &#8211; Dahmer&#039;s B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]</title>
		<link>http://wgrd.com/meet-the-guy-with-exploding-testicles-dahmers-b-s-story-of-the-day-audio/</link>
		<comments>http://wgrd.com/meet-the-guy-with-exploding-testicles-dahmers-b-s-story-of-the-day-audio/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2011 18:04:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gary.chenoweth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey Dahmer here with another great story. A guy was getting a mole removed from  his butt, and the methane from the fart he ripped sparked the electric mole cutting knife and his balls went up in flames!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Dahmer here with another great story.</p>
<p>A guy was getting a mole removed from  his butt, and the methane from the fart he ripped sparked the electric mole cutting knife and his balls went up in flames!</p>
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		<title>How To Get Out Of Baby Sitting Your Stripper Girlfriends Bastard Child &#8211; Dahmer&#039;s B.S. Story Of The Day [AUDIO]</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2011 19:05:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gary.chenoweth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey it&#8217;s Dahmer here with another one that proves people are just stupid. If you&#8217;re a little kid and your mom is a drunk, high stripper whore and your moms boyfriend is drunk felon who just lays around all day&#8230;.odds are pretty good your in store for a terrible life.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey it's Dahmer here with another one that proves people are just stupid. If you're a little kid and your mom is a drunk, high stripper whore and your moms boyfriend is drunk felon who just lays around all day....odds are pretty good your in store </p>
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		<title>Dahmer&#039;s B.S. Story Of The Day &#8211; Stripping For Jesus [AUDIO]</title>
		<link>http://wgrd.com/dahmers-b-s-story-of-the-day-stripping-for-jesus-audio/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Mar 2011 17:31:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gary.chenoweth</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dahmer's BS Stories]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dahmer here again with another great piece of information. Girls you don&#8217;t have to snort lines of coke off the bartenders d#ck, and make sex in the Champagne room in order to have some fun swinging around a stripper pole! Here is how you can get your kinky swing on, and still be at peace with Jesus.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dahmer here again with another great piece of information. Girls you don't have to snort lines of coke off the bartenders d#ck, and make sex in the Champagne room in order to have some fun swinging around a stripper pole! </p>
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		<title>Dahmer&#039;s B.S. Story Of The Day &#8211; People Are F&#039;in Crazy [AUDIO]</title>
		<link>http://wgrd.com/dahmers-b-s-story-of-the-day-people-are-fin-crazy-audio/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2011 15:43:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gary.chenoweth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey it&#8217;s Dahmer here with another story that just proves no matter where you live people are crazy. A little old Chinese lady who lived in a Chinese ghetto built a cage around her house because she was scared of Chinese gang bangers.Listen Below]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey it's Dahmer here with another story that just proves no matter where you live people are crazy. A little old Chinese lady who lived in a Chinese ghetto built a cage around her house because she was scared of Chinese gang bangers.</p>
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		<title>Dahmer&#039;s B.S. Story Of The Day -A Rat takes A Big Bite Of A Man&#039;s Hot Dog [AUDIO].</title>
		<link>http://wgrd.com/dahmers-b-s-story-of-the-day-a-rat-takes-a-big-bite-of-a-mans-hot-dog-audio/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2011 17:44:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gary.chenoweth</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dahmer's BS Stories]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey it&#8217;s Dahmer here again with a story that just proves you can sue for anything. A NY prison inmate is suing the state after a giant prison rat took a bite out of his penis! WTF]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey it's Dahmer here again with a story that just proves you can sue for anything. A NY prison inmate is suing the state after a giant prison rat took a bite out of his penis! WTF</p>
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		<title>Dahmer&#039;s B.S. Story Of The Day &#8211; This Is Not The Best Way To Beat A Breathalyzer [AUDIO]</title>
		<link>http://wgrd.com/dahmers-b-s-story-of-the-day-this-is-not-the-best-way-to-beat-a-breathalyzer-audio/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2011 19:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gary.chenoweth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey Dahmer here again with one you won&#8217;t believe. This is the sickest one the world have ever heard! You have never heard anything this gross! A guy tried to beat a DUI by shoving his own feces down his throat! Listen Here]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey Dahmer here again with one you won't believe.</p>
<p>This is the sickest one the world have ever heard!  You have never heard anything this gross!  A guy tried to beat a DUI by shoving his own feces down his throat!</p>
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		<title>Dahmer&#039;s B.S. Story Of The Day &#8211; Guy&#039;s Guts Ripped Out By Truck [AUDIO]</title>
		<link>http://wgrd.com/dahmers-b-s-story-of-the-day-guys-guts-ripped-out-by-truck-audio/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2011 16:28:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gary.chenoweth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey it&#8217;s Dahmer here again with a story about one of the worse ways to die I can think of. A hillbilly guy took his old lady muddin, and ended up with his guts literally sprayed all over the forest!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey it's Dahmer here again with a story about one of the worse ways to die I can think of.</p>
<p>A hillbilly guy took his old lady muddin, and ended up with his guts literally sprayed all over the forest!</p>
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		<title>Dahmer&#039;s B.S. Story Of The Day &#8211; Girls Dies From Boyfriends Vomit</title>
		<link>http://wgrd.com/dahmers-b-s-story-of-the-day-girls-dies-from-boyfriends-vomit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2011 20:19:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>gary.chenoweth</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey it&#8217;s Dahmer here again with another story you need to hear. This is a horrible story about a guy who&#8217;s vomit sent his girlfriend to her death! Death by pukey free fall!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey it's Dahmer here again with another story you need to hear.</p>
<p>This is a horrible story about a guy who's vomit sent his girlfriend to her death! </p>
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