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Meet The Man Who Lived In Hotels On Stolen Credit Cards… For Twenty Years

Dan Seitz — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 20:02:41 +0000

Credit card fraud is one of the more annoying aspects of modern life. Thankfully, federal law limits your liability to $50, which is a good thing considering guys like Jeffrey Hawkins are around. Hawkins has allegedly lived on other people’s credit cards for two decades, traveling up and down the East Coast. Finding himself jobless [...]

Daycare Workers Arrested For Encouraging Kids To Fight

Shaffee — Wed, 22 Aug 2012 17:55:42 +0000

On Monday, three female daycare employees were arrested in Delaware for allegedly encouraging toddlers to fight.

19-year-old Tiana Harris, 47-year-old Lisa Parker, and 21-year-old Estefania Myers were employees at the Hands of Our Future Daycare in Dover, Delaware. Police have video of them encouraging two three-year-olds to fight. In the video, one child is heard crying and screaming, "he's pinching me!", to which the women replied, "no pinching, only punching."

The 'Buxom Bandit' Uses Big Knockers and a Knife During Heist [Video]

JT — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 21:45:27 +0000

A well endowed chick wearing a low-cut top and wielding a knife robbed a gas station in Australia. Watch as the woman and her cleavage bust into the station, dash behind the counter and then threaten the clerk with a knife before making off with some cash. See how many armed robbery mistakes the chick [...]

Shaffee's Home Destroyed [Photos]

Shaffee — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 17:34:49 +0000

After just a few weeks in my new place, I'm pretty sure I've already lost my security deposit. Here is what I came home to the other day...

As you can see, the door molding in my bedroom is destroyed. I did some rese

Intruder Armed With Weasel Attacks Homeowner

Andy Green — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 16:12:07 +0000

Oh internet. Wilst thou deliver us some serious weirdness today? YEP! In the city of Hoquiam, WA, there was a criminal walking the streets. He was a supervillain of sorts. Like most supervillains he carried a weapon vastly different than a gun. No, it wasn't a giant freeze ray or a sword made of fire. Nope, this dude was carrying with him a dead weasel... well, a marten technically.

Moron Boasts Robbery on Facebook, Gets Arrested

Andy Green — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 20:01:28 +0000

Our time is one in our planet’s history that has given us just a tiny glimpse into exactly how dumb we are as a society. The social media giant Facebook has given every single idiot on the face of the Earth a place to say whatever the hell they want. Some people use this new [...]

Man Eats Cocaine Out of Brother's Ass, Dies

Andy Green — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 01:53:28 +0000

Every day the staff of WGRD wakes up... does karate moves--then hits the internet to see what kind of weirdness she will bestow upon us. Well, this evening friends and comrades... we have a winner. The most WTF headline of the year has happened on this day and this may usher in an entire new era of consciousness. The headline read "Man Eats Cocaine Out of Brother's Butt, Dies." That's right a man has eaten cocaine out of his own brother's ass.

Minority Report… FOR REAL — Technology Can Now Predict Crime [Infographic]

Andy Green — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 19:59:45 +0000

We knew this day was coming. The day the cats in blue were gonna be able to go all ‘Minority Report’ and predict crime before it happens. So, don’t rob that bank and do not bang that prostitute because big brother already knows what you’re up to! Created by: Criminology

Toddler Fires Shotgun During Mother's Drug Deal

Andy Green — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 13:57:56 +0000

Babies serve very few purposes. They crap in their pants and have no ability to clean themselves. They can’t feed themselves. They have absolutely no disposable income to help with bills. What they can do though is provide backup during a parent’s drug deal. 28 year old Shayla Sutherland took 2 friends and loaded 2 [...]

Dumbass Gets Cops Called on Him For Public Zit-Popping at McDonald's

Andy Green — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 15:00:22 +0000

Everybody has taken the time to pop a zit every now and then... we're betting that your exploding back-acne pus never came close to landing you in jail. That is exactly what happened with an imbecile named Lemire Kato. The guy was having one of those days. You know, those days when you just HAVE to pop your back zits in front of a McDonald's.

Paco the Crime-Fighting Chihuahua Chases Off Robbers [VIDEO]

Shauna Wright — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 15:04:37 +0000

When Eric Knight adopted his Chihuahua, Paco, from a shelter five years ago, he had no idea the pint-sized canine led a double-life as a superhero.

Two armed robbers who recently tried to shake down Knight’s cigar store in Altadena, California found out the hard way. They got far enough in the heist that the store owner was stuffing cash into a backpack — and that’s when Paco emerged, full of aggression and ear-piercing barks.

Muskegon Idiot edits video – sings sex song to 1st graders.

JT — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 11:37:06 +0000

Evan Daniel Emory Wednesday was arraigned in Muskegon 60th District Court on a charge of manufacturing child sexually abusive material. He was freed on a $5,000 family surety bond. Evan Emory supporters, parents of ‘victimized’ children in YouTube video speak about controversial case outside courtroom. Click here for story in Muskegon News.

Meet The Georgia Horse Screwer

Dahmer — Thu, 23 Dec 2010 18:37:29 +0000

Any of you guys ever been arrested? Any of you guys got any friends that have been arrested? Oh I bet ya have......any of you guys or any of your friends ever been arrested for having an orgy with three horses? Yea, probably not.....but, as crazy as it sounds......a 37 year old Georgia guy was arrested for having an orgy with three horses.....