I'm no stranger to weird nights drinking at various Grand Rapids establishments and I hear a ton of messed up crap! This is one of those tales. It's another edition of From the Bar Stool.
Girls if you’re super horny and you just can’t wait, and you pull into a parking lot, whip out your lap top and start pleasuring your girl self to a porno movie and then a cop rolls up next to you and catches you mid stroke, he could very well just smile, and enjoy the moment and let you off with a warning. Unless of course you have a crack pipe between your naked legs!