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Pecan Farmers on High Alert for Nut Rustlers

Andy Green — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 15:53:46 +0000

The victims of crime can be found in all walks of life. There are folks who fall victim to a street-side mugging. Some poor bastards get robbed at gunpoint while working at a convenience store. And certain people fall victim to the most dastardly of all the criminal factions… nut rustlers. That’s right… pecan farmers [...]

5 Of The Sexiest Things Ever Found By An X Ray Technician

Andy Green — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 21:56:35 +0000

The problem with sexiness is that it’s extremely relative (but not, we dearly hope, literally relative.) The slightest change in tone, glance, an unfortunate noise, and suddenly all that sexiness evaporates into awkwardness and frustration. Which makes going through an emergency room and the process of being bombarded with high-energy radiation the ultimate overkill for arousal.

Zimbabwean Man Claims His Prostitute Transformed Into A Donkey

Andy Green — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 13:44:37 +0000

Hookers seem magical to most people. Well, to guys anyway. A simple monetary transaction for some fun in the bedroom and/or rest stop bathroom is truly magnificent for some of the lonelier fellas out there. Well, what if the ladies of the night really were magical? One man from Zimbabwe thinks he may have [...]

Man Conducts Experiment to See How Long He Can Live on Wife's Breast Milk

Jeremy Taylor — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 13:30:39 +0000

When Curtis and Katie bought a new house they had to deal with the gallons and gallons of breast milk they had stored in the freezer of their soon-to-be-old home.

The milk was there because the couple’s two children had spent time in the Neonatal Intensive Care Unit after being born, and they had pumped it out of fear that Katie would lose her ability to produce milk in the absence of a baby to feed.

Underwater Hockey Gaining Popularity [VIDEO]

Chip Sandalwood — Fri, 19 Aug 2011 16:50:55 +0000

Created by British SCUBA instructors in 1954 as a training exercise for swimming with fins, underwater hockey (also called “Octopush”) is an aquatic team sport that resembles knock hockey, only on a much larger, much wetter scale. Though the paddle and puck are similar to those used in the table game, underwater hockey is a far more physical game.

Weird News: The Movie — Woman Severs Husband's Scrotum With Pirate Sword

Dahmer — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 16:56:10 +0000

In Hollywood, the movie community will make movies that carry the disclaimer 'based on a true story." We figured we could do it too! The following post is based on real weird news as interpreted by the twisted brain of Dahmer.

Genital severing via pirate sword, that’s what this one is all about! Usually, when you hear a story like this in the news--its about a chick who cut off a guy's penis and not a chick who cut off a pair of balls with a pirate sword! Down in Ft Pierce, Florida last week, a 38 year old chick named Katy Smithson got into an argument with her husband, a 44 year old guy named Ralph.

Meet Mr. Blow Up–The Inflatable Freak Man (Video)

Andy Green — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 14:28:35 +0000

There are people in this world who have hobbies that are a bit out of the ordinary. Some folks enjoy bird-watching, while others have a true love for macaroni art. There are also people in this world who en