Okay, I'm going to be honest. I have heard so many strange things about the place, I have yet to even visit Detroit. But after reading this story, I think I may have to head over and have some fun there. You can actually go into a topless bar and toss a dwarf! (This is not a euphemism for masturbation, either.)
Every Thursday I visit some friends of mine in Howard City and we go sing karaoke at a little bar near them. Last week they were hosting a karaoke contest and I figured why not enter. The twist to the contest was that you had to draw out of a hat the genre you were going to sing.
Guys if you want get in good with the chick you want to pork, get in good with her friends! I was drinking with a couple of dudes last week and they told me about some article they recently read about how to make it easier to pick up and nail the chick you want to pick up and nail! To the best of my drunk memory, here is what they told me.
A bar over in England had a booger shooting contest last weekend….you guys ever put a finger over one side of your nose and then blow and then shoot a booger across a room? Hahah…sure ya do! Well that’s how the contest worked….and wait till you hear about the chick….not the guy….that won the contest! This ones pretty funny….
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