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Meet Carolyn Martin. She's a model-actress living and working in Studio City, California, which means there's always a beach nearby where she can take it all of and, if the feeling hits, get a little wet.

Glitch Suicide is a 31-year-old SuicideGirl from Canada. She likes tea… a lot. She drinks tea…a lot. She works at a tea shop and is probably more into tea than she would be into you, if you dated her — which is unlikely.

Brenna McKenna is a 37-year-old model from Tallahassee, Florida. Her first and last names rhyme quite nicely in a sing-song way — like 'Cheri Oteri' and 'Hakuna Matata,' but not like 'restraining order for posting to her Facebook wall,' which does not rhyme. At all.

Leah is a 24-year-0ld model living in Toronto, Canada. It's pretty cold up there, maybe she should put some clothes on. Nah.

Periguin Suicide is a red-headed 20-year-old Suicide Girl from Texas. There’s a lot more to Periguin than her red hair, of course. She’s compassionate, literate, and she's into electrocution, clown suits and furries.

Summer is a 27-year-old South Carolina girl. We snapped this picture just after we woke up together this morning. We're pretty close.

Quinne is a Suicide Girl from California with deadly curves and a smart mouth.

Mel is a 21-year-old Suicide Girl from the UK who brings back all of our 14-year-old Christina Ricci fantasies.

Casper is a 26-year-old Suicide Girl, student and stripper from Oregon who says assertive men and shy women turn her on. Wanna know what else? It's a long list.

Mindi Stoots is a 28-year-old model from Jackson, Tennessee. She is known to her friends and the modeling world as 'MinDelicious.' Judging by these pictures, it is difficult to disagree with that moniker. A beautiful girl with a sweet Southern accent who knows her way around the family jewels — Mindi's family owns a jewelry store in Tennessee — Stoots' biggest goal is to be in Playboy magazine...

Emilia is a 27-year-old Swedish model living in LA. What's Swedish for "yes, please"? We like to be polite, when possible.

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