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		<title>Man Foolishly Tries to Ride Water Cannon</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2012 19:52:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Emerald Catron</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re not really sure why anybody would try to sit on a pipe gushing water unless they just really wished they had a chair. This guy is clearly in need of a chair. He regrets it soon enough, because one does not simply sit on a pipe like that. Hopefully he learned a lesson. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man Severs Own Arm, Walks to Hospital</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2011 15:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andy Green</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The internet has shown us exactly how big and amazing our world truly is. Everyday the internet fills to the brim with crap so weird, that it tops the bizarre happenings from the previous day. You can also learn a ton of different lessons from the misfortune of folks from around the world, since the [...]]]></description>
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