Black Sabbath's 'Paranoid' has turned up in a 2014 Super Bowl commercial starring talk show host Ellen DeGeneres as a modern-day Goldilocks looking for dance music. <!--more-->

As you might expect, after attempting to boogie to the group's 1970 anthem, the popular television star quickly finds 'Paranoid' "too fast" for her purposes, and instead utilizes the new streaming Beats Music service to find a more appropriate song for her bear- and pig-attended party.

-- Matthew Wilkening