Studio On Fire, Sexual Coworker’s + More – May 11 FBHW Show Recap
We came in this morning and Free Beer and Steve noticed a strange smell in the building. It smelled like the first time you fire up the furnace. We were pretty concerned that something was on fire, yet no one did anything about it. Zane’s wife is in to triathlons now. She had her first experience swimming in a lake yesterday and kind of freaked out because she didn’t know that a wetsuit would not keep her dry. This led to some talk about Free Beer’s fear of water and how he was never fully submerged in water until his late 20’s. We talked about a woman who got in trouble because she was a bit too sexual in the office. She would talk about sex constantly and even unzipped a male coworker’s pants to get at his crank.
Intern Monchichi made his triumphant return today. We talked a bit about how crazy the whole donkey basketball experience was and how donkeys are programmed to throw people off of them instantly. The first suicide off the Burj Khalifa in Dubai has taken place. A guy jumped from the 147th floor and landed on the observation deck of the 108th. There are even pictures of the body. Awful. Tony LaRussa will be missing a few upcoming games because of a medical condition. Check out the article in Cool Links to see what he looks like because of his sickness. Are you addicted to exercise? We went over a list of the warning signs on the show this morning and took a call from a guy in Albany who said he is definitely addicted. You can see that in Cool Links.
The teardown of a house in Atlanta went terribly wrong recently. The demolition company insisted that they went through the house to make sure no one was inside, but after the demo started, witnesses heard a woman yelling for help. It turned out that a homeless woman was still inside and was killed. Free Beer overheard a conversation on the TV show The Talk yesterday and we talked about it this morning. The rich female hosts basically said that without a woman, men would be completely helpless. We took calls from a bunch of women that disagreed with those statements. Mike Epps was served papers during a recent comedy show. We were reminded of the time that Rape Stache had an intern-view with Epps, so we had to pull that out and relive the awkwardness.
A guy whose face was burned off after an explosion got a face transplant a while back. He has finally revealed the results and it doesn’t look terrible. We had quite a bit of fun with intro music for this segment, playing every song with the word “face” in the title that we could find. In today’s FBHW Report, we talked about Bin Laden’s son’s comments on his death, as well as played the audio of Glee covering Rebecca Black’s “Friday”. We closed the hour with the audio of The Situation’s dad basically talking about how much he hates his son. You can see that in the Video Reel.
We played a news story this morning about an animal that should not be kept as a pet. A dude was sleeping in bed with his pet monkey when the beast with deadly 5 inch dagger teeth attacked him! The animal is now in captivity. During a recent interview with Public Radio, Hillary Swank was told right to her face that she was not a “pretty girl”. This made us think of all of the times that members of this show have made interviews awkward, so we dug up some of those moments and played them. We ended the show with What We Learned Today. Listen tomorrow for Dumber Than Zane Trivia, worth $400 from our friends at Cat Footwear.