‘Sleepless In Austin’ Is Back – And Wants To Babysit Your Kids
Remember Romeo Rose? The racist, sexist guy who committed an entire website to finding a girlfriend (and offered a $1500 reward to anyone who could help him find one)? Well he’s back and requesting to babysit kids in Austin,Texas (as long as they don’t wear diapers) for the low, low price of $10/hour.
We first met Romeo through his now defunct website Sleepless in Austin, where offerend $1,500 to whoever could introduce him to the woman of his dreams. It couldn’t be just any girl, though, he had a couple of conditions – the lady could not be fat. Or have short hair. Or be black. Or have ever dated a black man. Needless to say, I think he’s still single. He also lost his job over the website.
Since losing his job for being a colossal idiot, fair Romeo has fallen on tough times and is looking to make a little extra money by babysitting. Don’t worry, he won’t try to date you if he’s watching your kids. Remember, he once said that “having kids does ruin a woman’s body often times. They end up with stretch marks. And also sometimes it makes their vagina looser.” That’s right. The guy who says that has a Craigslist ad out requesting to babysit your children.
Down on his luck Austin celebrity will babysit (south austin)
I am trying to make some supplemental income, I am an starving Artist, so if there’s anyone in Austin that has a dog or children and you need a baby sitter or pet sitter please contact me, I would be happy to watch your kids or your pets. I only charge $10 a hour. Email me, serious inquires only.
I will not babysit any kids of the age that still wear diapers, I don’t change diapers, sorry.
I can provide references upon request.
I’m interested to see who these “references” are. I feel like I can pretty much guarantee that they won’t be minorities or women.