DJs

So like, I heard about all this talk of decriminalizing weed in Grand Rapids, man. This is just ridiculous. Why in the hell would you want to make it more of a crime, man? Seriously, it should be cool as it is, dude. I think I know who to blame for this movement, man. Once again, I'm gonna point my finger at the fat cats of the raisin industry. They are the most evil dudes on the planet man.

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Everybody's always asking me about my grandma and where the heck she came from, so I figured I would write one of these blog things about it.

Hey man, so I like figured since I now have a job and everything--that I would share some tips for totally, like, owning a job interview, dude. Personally, I've had over 5,000 job interviews man and my strategy finally paid off that one time.

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Hey, man! So like I totally started one of those Faceyspace pages, dude... and it's like all... social and stuff. I'm finding out about things in people's lives I never knew. For instance, one of Motorhead's interests is Celtic interpretive dance... I, like--had no idea, man. Also, I recently sent my grandma (who's, basement I live in, man) a friend request... and she declined it, which was like.. uh... a bummer, man.

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Hey there, so like... I found out literally minutes ago that today is Mother's Day instead of Grandmother's Day--like I thought. It was a weird one in general. I live in my grandma's basement... so-- I decided to do something special for her for this special day

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Hey, man! So, they're letting me blog again which is weird... considering the last time the company left me alone with a computer I turned it into a fully functioning hookah... but.. like--they let me do it again, so here's my blog. Today is

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