Show That Girl You Met Just How Much You Really Love Her With the Shaft Shot App! [Video]

The world has advanced to the point where cats and dogs have their own Facebook and Instagram accounts. Hell, there's even a Facebook fan page for a piece of toast! Why shouldn't there be an app specifically designed to help you share the perfect photo of your junk with that woman you're stalking trying to date?

Introducing, Shaft Shots in the Google Play store!

"Congratulations! You got her number. But now it's time to show her just how sensitive and charming you are. That you understand her needs. And everyone knows there's no better way to do that, than with a dick pic."

via Shaft Shots app commercial

Download this bad boy now, and send her the proof that you're the man of her dreams! You know she wants that evidence for the trial...I mean, for knowing you love her!