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Shaffee Gets You Out Of The Dog House — Chubby Chaser

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Did you do something incredibly stupid to your lady?  Are you exiled from her sweetness?  Do you need help getting back on her good side?  Well, I’m here to help.  Everyday this week I’m going to help you get out of the dog house.  Email me (Shaffee@WGRD.com) your story and you could win a $50 gift certificate to Eastern Floral.  Get her some flowers and you’ll be out of that dog house!  Check out the story from yesterday’s winner after the jump.

Yo Shaffee,

Hey, I am very much in the dog house, and was hoping to get the hell out.  I think you may be able to help.   Let me explain what happened.
First, I called you the other day and told you about my vacation to Utah, well, that just came about during our conversation.  Anyways, the main reason I called was to give you props for supporting the chubby chasers…..
Long story short, I am in the dog house because I converted my girlfriend to WGRD.  She loves listening to your show, (she only used to listen to country) in fact I think you may have made her top 10 list of celebrities she’d get down with.  You’re up there with Bruce Willis, Angelina Jolie, and Stupid Matt Damon <—- (Come on, Matt Damon?)  O.K.  there is the background…..
She was just getting off of work when you played the bit of us talking.  She was pissed.  ”You calling me chubby, Motherfu**cker?”  she says.  ”I love you, babe!”, I say.  ”Hell no!  I would never, I just have dated some in the past, is all”, I say.
Anyways brother, I can’t get within 10 feet of the sweetness without her shutting me down.  I’m sick of sleeping on the couch, and I would like some pussy.  Please help me out!
Sincerely,
Tow Truck Mike
You can listen to Shaffee telling the story below.

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So if you are in the dog house, Email me (Shaffee@WGRD.com) your story and you could win a $50 gift certificate to Eastern Floral.  Get her some flowers and you’ll be out of that dog house!

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