Today on Segment 16, the guys talk about birds, seagull attacks, and river erections. You kind of have to watch to see how they get from point A to point B.

The guys talk about birds, owning birds, running from them, even Joe's standing up to the seagulls, and his pile of seagull rocks. We learn that Justin hates birds because someone in his family always had a bird on their shoulder, pooping everywhere. Because of course he did.

Then, Joe insists that the whitewater project to bring the rapids back to Grand Rapids has already begun, because he's seen them dumping rocks into the river. The guys check out a news story about how the project will be beginning, as soon as they come up with the other things they want to do, for the shoreline. So it's not just a bunch of rocks in the water.

Oh, and Joe was wrong about the rocks...and you find out why.