Today on Segment 16, the guys are getting ready for their 40 yard dash in the most un-athletic way imaginable. They also check out a news story about stupid fratboys. So, nothing surprising today.

The guys ran their 40 yard dashes this morning after the show, and were preparing during Segment 16. Hot Wings doing his Lemaze breathing exercises, Free Beer worrying about his Achilles, Joe afraid of completely falling apart, and Justin and Steve are freaking out about their hair color.

While "stretching", the guys check out the story of some dumb, off-campus fratidiots at CMU in Mount Pleasant, who plastered peanut butter all over an inductee's face. Normally just dumb. This time, dangerous, since the kid is deathly allergic to peanuts!

Naturally, there's an investigation, and people are pissed.