Producer Steve’s Swanky Bachelor Lifestyle is Coming To an End. (Sad Trombone)
For the last two and a half years, I’ve been in a long-distance relationship. My girlfriend still lives in NJ and I’m here in West Michigan. The plan was always for her to move here but, until just recently, nothing seemed to work out. While I was on vacation, someone from the office called me and said that there would be an opening and my girlfriend’s name came up.
My reason for this blog is because I need your advice. I’ve only lived with one previous girlfriend before with disastrous results. Do I change my lifestyle to accommodate her? Do I make her adjust to the way I do things? Do I stop farting in bed?
That’s right. My girlfriend is uprooting her live and moving 700 miles for ME and the only thing I’m concerned with is how I can’t fart in bed anymore.