Man, talk about a not fun way to kill yourself! Another crazy story that popped up while drinking beers the other night. It’s about a 22 year old Nevada guy named Jeremy Butcher that decided that life licked balls and decided to off himself
Last week I was drinking some beers with a cop buddy of mine who told me he got an email from a cop buddy of his who works in Atlanta, and about how he busted a guy named Dildo Dale! At least that’s what the cop that busted him called him
I don't know what is up with this one, I just know a chick I was killing beers with at the bar the other night told me about it and I thought it was funny as hell. She told me the headline read something like this "Man walks into Walmart dressed as cow, steals 26 gallons of milk!” She told me an 18 year old guy walked into a Virginia Walmart dressed as a cow, and I'm talking full on cow costume and walking on all fours and even mooing!
Then the guy strolls back to the milk section, loads 26 gallons of milk into a shopping cart, and then pushes the cart out without paying for any of it! And no one is even sure how, because even though the guy was making a massive scene (dressed as a cow) he still somehow managed to successfully shoplift the milk! Cops caught the guy about an hour later in front of a McDonalds as he was skipping down the street, dressed as a cow, and handing out free jugs of milk to people!
They thought he was just a nice old guy running an illegal tanning salon out of his barn, not a creepy old pervert who films young girls naked from behind a one way mirror! Some girls actually thought that
Its no secret chicks aren’t as good of drivers as men, and it also turns out, chicks aren’t as good of drug smuggles are men. (and I mean, there’s probably a whole bunch of stuff chicks aren’t as good at, but were talking drug smuggling at the moment) I’m guessing these chicks weren’t hard core drug smuggler chicks, just a couple of horny cougars who wanted to get high on vacation
Another one from the bar stool. This is the story of 64 year old creepy Dr Arie Oren from Pennsylvania. Dr Arie ran a weight loss clinic there. Fat chicks would come see him and he would recommend exercise and diet plans for them, an apparently he liked making sex with fat chicks too
You can bet this kid will never see another second of freedom again for the rest of his life. Its another one from the bar stool. My favorite bartender who used to work win Florida told me about this one
How the hell stuff like this happens in real life I have no idea, but these types of stories always seem to pop up when I’m out hanging and drinking with friends. A couple of guys that worked construction in New Orleans went to Arby’s after work, and they were roommates too, and they didn’t eat their food there, they got their food to go, and had planned on eating it back at the house that way they could have some beers too
Just like when your boyfriend finds a pair of your gross period panties on the floor is no reason to kill yourself, either is this. Another crazy story I heard from a couple guys I was drinking with recently
I was thinking about calling this guy our douche bag of the day, or douche bag of the week, but I think I'm just going to call him a jack ass instead. Heard about this guy the other night and just had to share the story with you
Now, I know its not an uncommon thing for chicks to cheat on their husbands or boyfriends, but cheating on your husband two hours after you get married!? With his brother! A friend of mine was at a wedding down in Miami a few weeks ago, and it did not go well
