Oh Good – There’s Now a FitBit for Your Dick

Thanks to the wonders of technology, we are able to track a lot of things in our lives. Of course, pedometers have been around for a long time, but with FitBits, we can now not only count our steps, but also track our sleep, heart rate, etc. throughout the day or night.

Now, there's also a way that you can track your sex stats. That's right - there's now a FitBit-style tool specifically for sex. 

The Lovely is a Fitbit for your penis, a dildo, or your fingers. It's currently on Indiegogo to be funded, and would track calories burned, the number of thrusts, your speed, and more.

It's made completely out of silicone, and is meant to be one-size-fits-all (don't tell us it's too small for yours. You're lying.) It also vibrates.

How do you get your stats? Well, the thing syncs to an app of your phone (Android or iPhone), and tracks all of your statistics.

Better yet? This thing might be able to make you better in the sack. That's right, it will also suggest certain sex positions that might work best for you, as well as keeping a history of all of your statistics.

And hey, it comes with a charging station, so you can just keep it on your nightstand next to your phone and your glasses. Or, like in this photo, keep it on a super swanky table in your foyer.