Today on Segment 16, the guys check out a story about a protester who covered himself in chocolate batter to protest an oil pipeline...but doesn't sound like a maniac, and the guys need him to dumb things down for them.

When the guy covered in cake batter speaks to the TV crew, he amazes them with his educated, concerned, totally sane conversation. Then, he amazes the Pipeline Safety Advisory Board when he presents intelligent arguments about the impact of the pipeline, and the failings of the tests.

His remarks are so far over our heads, he really needs to dumb things down for us. Maybe we just keep getting distracted by the cake batter?