Moron School District Bans Swings Because They’re “Too Dangerous”

We really have to put a stop to the moron takeover of the world.  Seriously, this is getting ridiculous.  Check out this latest story from KEPR-TV in Washington.

Richland School District in Washington is removing all the swings from all their schools, saying they're the most "unsafe" of all the playground equipment.

"Those swings can get quite crazy!  I actually witnessed an accident with my own eyes one time."

Muge Kaineoz, terrified Richland resident, who's probably feared swings for years.

The reporter even states that actually swinging on the swings isn't the dangerous part...it's walking in front of or behind people that are swinging on them.

No s***.  How about a little freaking common sense?

If your kid is so stupid that they don't understand that taking a foot to the head at high-speed can hurt, then this is obviously a lesson they need to learn the hard way.

How about we issue every child a big inflatable bubble to climb inside the moment they arrive at school, and make sure they don't get out of it all day, to protect them.  We will also have to insert catheters, so they can go to the bathroom, but at least they'll be safe from the freaking killer swing set!

You know next to be banned is any sport that involves more than sitting quietly, moving as little as possible.

Can you imagine the Olympics in 50 years?

"And now, the number-one ranked American power-sitter is up...known for his/her skills at complete immobility, we're expecting high marks today.  All she/he has to do is out-not-move the Chinese power-sitting star to take the gold!"