Monkeys on a Safari Tour Decide To Scar a Girl for Life By Humping on Her Family Car [Video]

There's nothing like a family vacation. You get to visit new places, see new things, share a room with your embarrassing parents, learn about sex from monkeys...wait, that's not supposed to happen! 

This British family went on a safari park tour, driving through the open areas where the wild animals live. This is proving to be a worse and worse idea, with lions and tigers attacking vehicles, rhinos ramming trucks, and now monkeys doing what they do, which is throw poop and bang each other.

This poor family drove through at the perfect time to teach their little daughter about sex, even if that wasn't the plan. It's all fun and games for the parents, as they tease their little girl because they can all see the boy monkey's "willy" proudly erect on the hood of their car. It's all funny and cute to see their daughter embarrassed while they laugh and laugh.

It all turns to screams when the horny monkey turns to the female monkey next to him and starts BANGING THE CRAP OUT OF HER right in front of them!

You know the monkey was thinking, "Listen to those screams...those lovely, screams! Teach you to laugh about MY willy!"

This girl is going to be a virgin until at least 40.